Republican Souffle recipe

[SoCalDem]

Get out your Williams Sonoma bowls, and your heavy-duty stainless steel, diamond studded measuring cups.

Send Consuela to the supermarket for the ingredients..(Have her stop at Starbucks on the way home..You'll need your double frou-frou chocolate, half-decaf, half-espresso with Zanzibar-cinnamon-stick, double-froth choco-mocha latte)

Separate the eggs...yellows over THERE...Whites over HERE

Sift all the dry ingredients together ..(we'll call that integration)

Beat the eggs and dump them all in together..
Mix all ingredients into an unholy mess.....
Whip it and whip it and whip it some more..

Turn the heat up on the oven..higher and higher and higher

Place the souffle into the oven ..sit down and have your latte while the whole thing burns to a crisp..

Call Jennair to complain about the oven..
Call Consuela into the kitchen to clean up the mess

Comment to all your friends about how the French don't explain their recipes well, and how they should speak english like we do.

Notice that you have run out of checks, so fish a designer dress out of the donation box.. Pay Consuela with the dress.. her children will think she's beautiful...

When she asks to take some food home to her kids, since you didn't give her money, tell her how lucky she is, and how she should take personal responsibility..

Call the Club for dinner reservation..

Take a nap..

[NanceGreggs]

1. Excellent!!!

K'd & R'd!

[pacalo]

2. I love it!

NancyG (1st responder) & SoCal: Two of the best writers at DU. :)

[SoCalDem]

4. Blush

Thanks

[JeffR]

3. Rec Number Five

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[Bluebear]

5. Saved from the abyss!

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