Immigration Solution: The Wall That Works for Everybody

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

Let's build a wall around the red states. There are only three of them left, and they have mostly straight lines for borders, so no tricky angles to cut. No doors or gates necessary.

If you live inside the fence, you can continue your bigamy and ritual sacrifices without pesky government interference--AND NO MORE ILLEGALS. I'm not talking about your underage wives. Those are still fine. I mean MEXICANS and all their hard work and joviality. You'll be spared all that if you live inside the fence.

You also may continue to worship false idols (including *, Rove, O'Reilly, and Billy Idol). We will paint the fence red on your side. Our side will be blue. We will not come in. If you try to get out, we will electrify the fence.

The fence also will serve dual roles as a high conductivity satellite antennae to receive Fox News only and will be coated in tin foil on top to help the NSA guys pick up your phone conversations. History will consider you patriots for this.

The fence will be indestructible, so you may shoot at the fence with your AK-47s just for the hell of it. You may NOT have abortions inside the fence under any circumstances. We will have cameras facing all of your women.

You will be able to openly Zeig Heil and carry on local customs. (E.G. You still will be prohibited from laughter or myrrh of any sort.)

You may rename everything inside the fence "What America Ought to Be." We promise to just call our side "America" or "The United States." There will be a few windows, so you'll still be able to peak through. Don't worry. It won't be that different. You'll still be on the outside looking in on America.



ed. for dumbass spelling

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. note on above: "dumbass" not meaning to blame the donkey. He spells fine.