Jimmy Hoffa, Osama bin Laden, Weapons of Mass Destruction...

[Philosoraptor]

...Name 3 things that George Bush besides his own ass couldn't find if you drew him a map and gave him a 50 year head start.

Of the above 3 things mentioned, which will be found first?

[billybob537]

1. Jimmy Hoffa will be found first

Why?
1. Because he definitely did exist/unlike the WMD
2.Because someone in America knows where he is /unlike Osama
3.People are actually interested in finding him/unlike osama he's (Bush) just not interested anymore
What BUSH can't find.
1. Reason for his subfreezing poll numbers
2. Why Americans first supported him then deserted him.
3. Why his daddy likes Bill Clinton better than George W. Bush?