Bitch roundup from The Rude One

[Coexist]

Go here for the full list - I am just posting my favorite:

Arlen Specter Is a Little Bitch:
Big, bad Arlen Specter can now proudly say that he voted for the marriage amendment before he voted against it. On Sunday gabfests, Specter was so vewy bwave, speaking about how he'll ask tough questions about spying during the confirmation debate over Michael Hayden, but yesterday, he hid the Judiciary Committee Hearing on a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in a room where the public is not allowed, thus giving it all the importance of a closet blow job. Which pissed off Russ Feingold, who may be circumcised but has enormous balls. Feingold called out Specter on the bullshit hearing, Specter threw a hissy, Feingold walked out, and Specter said, "Good riddance." Then Specter, like a good leader, said he was voting for the amendment to get it out of committee, but that he'll vote against it in the full Senate. This morning, Specter's blow drying the wig he keeps of Thomas Jefferson's hair, putting on Benjamin Franklin's pants, and parading around, declaring, "I am a protector of the Constitution, yes, I am."

(Disclaimer: I am a woman and yes, using the word like that doesn't help us, but sometimes it is effective.)

[opihimoimoi]

1. Spector the Specticle is a Bad Human...he is not in the best interest

of the Planet, never mind the Nation...

He thinks tiny