My newspaper's almanac: today Is Rush's birthday. What would you wish him?

[TheCowsCameHome]

I wish it would be his last.

[Rainscents]

1. Dog shit!

[alteredstate]

7. A long jail term

30 years without parole.}(

[libnnc]

2. just a couple or three kidney stones

that's all.

[Obamanaut]

3. fleas nt

[Atman]

4. A fresh new anal cyst

In fact, I'm feeling generous...make it TWO!

[longship]

5. Boils!!!

Lots of them. And incurable.

[Jackpine Radical]

6. I wish him peace, serenity and an end to his chronic anger.

(That would effectively end his career as an asshole. Heh. Heh.)

[acmejack]

17. Diabolical!

[DanCa]

8. A change of heart perferably cheney's.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Good one. As is, where is, no warranty.

[BrklynLiberal]

9. An ovrewhelming, an irresistable urge to tell the absolute truth.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

10. Everything he has given Democrats

tenfold.

[NYCGirl]

11. EARLY RETIREMENT. NT

[spuddonna]

13. They couldn't print it in a family newspaper... n/t

[madokie]

I wish him the biggest slice of the shit pie he so cheerfully spews forth

f.u.r.l.

[PWRinNY]

14. Listerine and soap

to wash out his mouth and a few of Arnie's stitches, or maybe a new mind since his scampered away so long ago, or a new brain - not on drugs, or maybe just the ability to talk from the orifice in his face rather than his rectal aperture.. my this is turning out to be quite a long list...

[Missy Vixen]

15. A really nice cellmate

I have some other wishes, but like other posters, I'll restrain myself and wish him the unique experience of eating his own words.

Julie

[billybob537]

16. TOOO!!!! easy

ENLIGHTENMENT that would certainly end his flying elephant act.

[yellowdogmi]

18. All of the Vicodin that he can eat eom

[pnorman]

19. Some "Frat-Hazing"

(Wink! Wink!)

pnorman

[LiberalinNC]

20. For him to realize that all the crap he babbles is a lie and that the

progressive moment was right all along.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

21. permanent insomnia.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

22. I wish that he be confined to hell chained to a chair with a bottle of

oxycontin on a table justtttttttttt out of reach of his fat stubby fingers, for all of eternity...

[ladjf]

23. Permanent laryngitis.

[yourout]

24. Amebic Dysentery.

Seems fitting considering the shit that he spews.

[sinkingfeeling]

25. That he have a miserable death.

[sarcasmo]

26. Jail.

[SmokingJacket]

27. Ebola.

That might be too quick...

Yeah, yeah, that's tacky, wishing death on people... normally I disapprove, but Rush has been a guru for evil these last years. How about this: painful diarrhea and a long, long life spent rushing to the toilet....

[Ikonoklast]

28. He live a long, long life

Forgotten and ignored.

[flyarm]

29. hell in a handbasket!!..a one way ticket to hell!! n/t

[Dulcinea]

30. The obscurity he so richly deserves.

And a new job cleaning Porta-Potties after rock festivals.

[cry baby]

31. crabs

[mitchum]

32. A quick and painful one

[linazelle]

33. An all democratic congress and senate. nt

[greenbriar]

34. I can't say what I would wish him...

I might annoy someone and get fined

[AlienGirl]

35. Enlightenment and healing, and an expansion of compassion. nt