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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 11:31 PM
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poor ol' george
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get- acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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borlis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 11:37 PM
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1. that's a good one
:rofl:
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Oversea Visitor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 11:39 PM
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2. Oooops
Clinton doing blow jobs in toilet. :rofl:
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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 11:43 PM
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3. Can you
imagine how many buttons he pushed to flush that thing poor little dumb fuck.
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