Another soon to be classic * photo

[Kadie]

[habitual]

1. nice!

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Don't you wish

he would just fall flat on his friggin' face again?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Every day.

I wish he'd piss those boyz off and find hisself alone in the desert without his mommy.

[Dora]

33. Can't he have his mommy with him?

The two of them alone in the desert would be a good start at eliminating the BFEE.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

41. yer right.

what was i thinkin'?

[Faux pas]

62. Sounds like a great idea to me....pass it on....LOL n/t

[emulatorloo]

3. kicking and nominating EOM

[Catherine Vincent]

4. hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

What a doof!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[diamondsndust]

6. The Shrub stumbles out of Coyote One after leaving a Tijuana..

bar featuring "donkey shows" ....


Coyote One:

[DesertRat]

7. Ewww

Hasn't Uncle Dick told him about anti-perspirant?

[Doctor_J]

14. Coyote 1

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[badgerpup]

18. Looka ME, mommy! I ridin' inna JEEP!

Damn fool makes Casper the Friendly Ghost look ruddy, yet he hasn't got the sense to wear a hat while he's out in the sun...
oh, that's right. Photo op...probably didn't have a hat that was 'macho, presidential but would let mah face be seen."
:eyes: :puke:

[ladjf]

8. Well, I don't like to defend Bush, but, that vehicle seems to have

no doors. How could one gracefully exit in that case?

[shugah]

10. a so-called president

ought to have the sense not to get into anything that does not allow for a graceful exit.

[Aristus]

12. Anyone who has ever actually served in the military can tell you that:

From a sitting position, kick your leg over the side of the vehicle, pull yourself up over the level of the sill, slide your inner leg out, and slip gracefully to the ground. You won't even muss your hair.

Good for exiting jeeps, Humvees and other olive-drab transports.

[Rosemary2205]

24. AWOL wasn't there often enough to learn this.

[Aristus]

26. Yeah, I was trying to say that in my subject line.

I guess I wasn't too clear. Sorry. :blush::hide:

[Mythsaje]

48. Hell, I could tell you that...

and I never served.

The guy's about as graceful as a land-bound walrus.

[madokie]

36. If you're that goofy bastard bush* you can't

nascar drivers do it all the time.
:rofl:

[Chomp]

44. Don't get in. n.t

[Flubadubya]

61. He could watch more DUKES OF HAZZARD!

:silly::rofl:

[jillan]

9. Is he trying to demonstrate how to climb over the million dollar

fence we are going to build?

What a doof!

[seabeyond]

11. what man... would offer antoher man...... a hand

a man that thought the other man was inept, a wuss. i dont know any of my men in my life, htat would offer a hand to any of the men in my life. they just wouldnt do it. would jsut be an insult. that this man offered him a hand,... alone.... says something about da man

[SlavesandBulldozers]

19. you make a great point.

and effing hilarious too.

[SeattleGirl]

13. ROFL!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BringEmOn]

15. Lemme outta here! This is close as I ever been to military service!

[Bad Penny]

16. NT

[Libby2]

34. lmao!! Perfect!

[myrna minx]

43. LOL!. I nominate this for the "Duers say the darnedest things"

thread. :applause:

[Kadie]

46. ROFLMAO!

Great stuff Bad Penny!

[SammyWinstonJack]

49. !

:spray: :rofl: :rofl:

[qanda]

52. Oh, that's a perfect caption

[SaveAmerica]

56. Welcome to DU, Bad Penny!!

[Bad Penny]

57. thanks y'all

:)

[johnnypneumatic]

17. it looked to me like he is lifting his leg to pee like a dog

it had to be over 100 degrees in Yuma today, he's lucky he didn't get heatstroke, like some of the national guard will get, if they have to stay out there this summer

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

20. This is how high your wall will be, Mr. Pretzeldent.

"Damn, that's hard to climb over. I think you can lower it a few inches and save some money!"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

21. they don't have many dune-buggies in Connecticut.

if it were a BMW or a Mercedes he'd have no time getting out. or if it were bike he'd have no. . . oh wait he always falls off.

If he was a real cowboy he'd be able to get out of that thing. but then he'd probably have to be a real texan for that to be true. and if he was a real cowboy he wouldn't be a fake president so really I am asking for the sun and the moon on this.

i know its theorized that he has no horse-riding skills, does anybody know if that's ever been admitted?

[seabeyond]

23. i heard for the longest of times, he was afraid of horses

that is what they say in texas. soemthing about being all hat george????

but i did see a picture of him as a kid on a horse. not riding like we did when we were young. literally just sittin and getting a picture taken. so could just be a story. but that is the story told down in these parts, lol wink.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

25. he doesn't even pose with them. and he poses with EVERYTHING.

so that's suspicious.

plus i think that great WIll Ferrell W impersonation video that has him out on the ranch has really sunk in with me, and in that he's freaked out by a horse.

[Lisa]

53. this one?

Other DUers in Bush's age group have noted that it looks like the portraits taken by itinerant photographers who used to go through neighborhoods with a pony and a bagful of Western duds -- put a hat and chaps on your kid, plunk him on the pony, and that's your keepsake portrait.



I've heard that the guy who made the comment about Bush not knowing how to ride was the person he appointed as ambassador to the Czech Republic, who is married to one of Bush's cousins.

[seabeyond]

22. sit butt on side, swing legs over and jump off

now that is what any thinking person would do

this picture just says so much in different ways

[Arugula Latte]

27. "Someone say there's Tequila 'round here?"

:eyes:

[Karmakaze]

28. I sure hope that isnt the final colour scheme!

Seriously, does EVERYTHING have to be Stars and stripes? It is even hard to read in the photo.

On edit: By the way, who thinks the border patrol will spend most of their time joyriding around in these dune buggies rather than actually patrolling the border?

[DesertRat]

29. You know they'll be joy riding

There are some great sand dunes around Yuma.

[Philosoraptor]

30. Again & again he never fails to look totally freaking stupid

If there weren't for the thousands dying, he'd be a good substitute for Red Skelton.

[peekaloo]

31. I call this pic "the Pickles dismount".

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[AzDar]

32. Good Lord, all those blood-soaked billions, and he only has ONE shirt??

Every damned photo-op ("Look at me, I'm doin' sumpthin'"), a blue dress shirt, sleeves rolled up (apparently someone told him this makes him look like he's actually HELPING).

[CottonBear]

35. He has two: blue and khaki. This one is the Border Patrol shirt...

complete with sleeves rolled up and massive underarm sweat stains (Does he know about anti-perspirant?)

He only seems to have one ppair of "work" shoes (some sort of chunky Timberlands) that he wears on casual occasions like the G-8 summit in GA, NOLA and dune buggy rides.

Why the hell wasn't DimSon wearing some sort of 4 point harness in that dune buggy? You'd think the SS would make sure he wouldn't be thrown from the vehicle if it crashed or overturned.

[AzDar]

39. I suspect his Timberlands have quite the elevator in them...lol.

A tiny man in so many ways....

[CottonBear]

45. The soles are quite thick! He always wears the same pair. n/t

[Lisa]

55. remember when they dissed Al Gore for sweating?

Funny how they're so quiet when they see pics like this (or the one in New Orleans, as he's going up the steps to the plane, where it looked like his "back bulge" had sprung a leak).

He also wears those chunky shoes when he's throwing out the baseball pitch, in case he slips and falls on his ass. (Clinton and Gore took their chances in dress shoes ...)

Re: Bush and seatbelts, I'm not surprised ... he's never been one to obey safety regs, even the ones in force for government employees. (When he's out posing with his chainsaw, he's not wearing proper eye and ear protection, of the type mandated in Forest Service training.)

[WI_DEM]

37. To me that rivals the '88 Dukakis tank ad in ridiculousness

[bklyncowgirl]

59. You beat me to it. All that's missing is the silly helmet. nt

[Oilwellian]

38. Hahahaha...this reminds me of....

the pic of Bush exiting a limousine like a dork. Does anyone have it?

[Richard Steele]

42. Do you mean this one?

[Kadie]

47. That is the one I first thought of when I saw this pic last night.

:rofl:

[Orsino]

40. Lifting his leg to pee all over the Border Patrol.

Again.

[MazeRat7]

50. I want one of the buggies (sans the red, white, and blue paint job)....

[SoCalDem]

51. My Bush photo file is getting HUGE

:) Thanks AP :)

[texanwitch]

54. Don't you just wish he would fall on his face.

:rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

58. any shots of his big, stupid ASS as he pivots toward the camera?

meanwhile there's always this:





''Having a big mouth can sometimes get you into trouble, I should know. The only similarity George W. Bush and I have in common is the inability to keep our traps shut. I have no political inclinations nor do I wish to present a particular social comment, however I do know that George's views can take us to a very scary place, a place I don't want to go - a world at war. The Gobstopper Mouthpiece was designed to be placed the wearers mouth to shut him/ her up. ''



just shut up and swallow

[Faux pas]

60. Oh darn! I thought it was a pic of him being deported.....

LOL great shot of the dolt.