What would be in a time capsule of the Bush Era?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Here's a bunch right off the top of my head:

Freedom Fries
Mission Accomplished banner
Crushed Dixie Chick CD
Some crappy RW C/W music like Toby Keith
Enron Stock Certificate
Yellow Ribbon "Support Our Troops" magnet
Hanging Chad Ballot (FLA)
Copy of Swift Boat Vets book
Some crappy hat/mug/shirt/jacket of O'Reilly "No Spin Zone" merchandise
Any crappy Ann Coulter or Hannity book
Reservist callup letter
"Stop Loss" notification letter
Flag draped casket

Video:
-Ari Fleischer "Watch what you say, watch what you do"
-Any one of a thousand cable "news" shows about Aruba/Holloway
-Rumsfeld talking about "shock and awe" and the "humanity" employed in bomb targeting
-O'Reilly browbeating some "liberal" guest on his show

That's just from a minute or so of thinking.

[babylonsister]

1. Copy of "My Pet Goat".nt

[Uben]

2. What else?

An I.O.U.

[Initech]

3. Bible with the parts about what Jesus said blacked out

[diamondsndust]

4. democracy? ..... n/t

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. No, that would be from the pre shrub era

[porphyrian]

5. Whatever would be inside of it,...

...the manifest on the outside would lie about its contents.

[Swamp Rat]

6. Bottles of whiskey, beer, uppers, downers, all-arounders, and a

pretzel. :)

[Faux pas]

7. WMDs? n/t

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. You find 'em and we'll put 'em in there.

[Faux pas]

14. LOL I thought that was boosh's job?

Thanks for the laugh!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

16. I guess my reponse to your post is meant to say "WHAT WMDs?"

You seen any? I haven't.

[Faux pas]

21. Nope, haven't seen any either. What I meant was since no one

ever found any, they might 'magically' appear in the time capsule, and only b/c boosh would have planted them there.

[Warpy]

8. Foreclosure notice

past due bills.

Gas credit card receipts

Want ads with practically NO JOBS

artifical limbs

[dusmcj]

9. copy of Constitution, pic of Decl.Indep signing, with feces on them. nt

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. Hmmm maybe with shrubya "signing statement" appended

[crikkett]

13. my entire horde of 9/11 videotapes and newspapers

I was trying to catch the press in a lie.

[Frustratedlady]

15. A List of All the Men and Women Who Lost Their Lives in War(s)

under GW's reign.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. I almost forgot, duct tape, and a poster of the "color terror alert" code.

[KittyWampus]

18. just cram the whole thing with shit.

[Zorra]

19. yeah...the bovine variety

[allalone]

20. 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

[mithnanthy]

22. May I suggest...

Jeff Gannon's website?