Breaking: Millions Of Mexicans Change Their Name to John & Suzie Smith

[politicaholic]

From top: John, John, Suzie, Suzie,
John, Suzie, and Suzie Smith

5/16/2006
Tequila Aficionado
Mexico City, Mexico - Though the president of the United States (affectionately referred to as "El Dorko" in Mexico) specifically said that there would be "no amnesty" given to the estimated 12 million illegal immigrants, it seems that most of the immigrants will stay and become citizens within the same amount of time.

To expedite this situation, 100% of the population of Mexico have gathered to change their names to John and Suzie Smith. This way when they get their tamper proof residency cards they will only have to fill out one application for all 108 million of them.


People gather at La Bureau de Nameo el Changeo
where even horribly dressed transvestites
got into the fun.

One man in line to change his name from Juan Gomez to John Smith said, "Something in spanish, something more in spanish," and elaborated, "something in a low tone of voice...in spanish."

Some conservative radio and television announcers in the United States have called this a mass Mexican conspiracy saying, "Oh my...! Oh my Gaw...! What are we gonna do! We'll all be brown! They'll show soccer on television! If I don't know who i'm talking to on the other end of the telephone how will I know to chastise and talk down to them? This is a disaster! Call out the National Guard!...oh...yeah."

[iconoclastic cat]

1. Your parents' names are Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon.