Kickass43: *snowman*
Kickass43: he wantz me 2 pull a COPS
Kickass43: go in w/camras guns etc.
Kickass43: blo away sum *coyotes*
Kickass43: on live TV
Ladeezman42: kewl
Kickass43: snowman's alot bttr than scotty
Ladeezman42: dude brtny speers wudda bin bttr than scotty
Ladeezman42: "oops I did it agen!" wuz at least a hit
Ladeezman42: not a motto
Kickass43: lol
Kickass43: srsly
Kickass43: scotty nvr *got* r immigrashun polyc
Kickass43: he's like "r we 4 em or agenst em?"
Kickass43: im like dude: its simpl
Kickass43: were 4 em & agenst em
Kickass43: he's like huh?
Kickass43: wassup wit dat?
Kickass43: I gotta splain & splain:
Kickass43: illegls gd 4 bizness
Kickass43: gd 4 r donrs
Kickass43: gd 4 pluckin chikkns
Kickass43: + if we don't take em
Kickass43: mexico goes down el servicios
Kickass43: comprende?
Kickass43: k so lissen up:
Kickass43: illegls BAD 4 workin ppl
Kickass43: bad 4 r skools & healthkare
Kickass43: bad 4 r base
Kickass43: & if we DO take em
Kickass43: we hand tx bak 2 santa anna
Ladeezman42: so duz he get it?
Kickass43: nah
Kickass43: he's like im sooooo confusd!
Kickass43: wat do I tell tha press?
Kickass43: I say tell em "we en4s tha laws"
Kickass43: dat means we round em up at tha bordr...
Kickass43: blam blam...
Kickass43: tell em off...
Kickass43: & dump em bak
Kickass43: a few hrs l8r...
Kickass43: wen tha grds r catchin sum zs...
Kickass43: they sneek ovr agen...
Kickass43: nxt thing u kno ther pickin cherrys!
Kickass43: tha brdr guards do ther wrk...
Kickass43: tha illgls do ther wrk...
Kickass43: 4 $5/hr
Kickass43: & evry1s happy!
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