Another parody song for the NSA: "Phone Line"

[Berry Cool]

To all those who fondly remember kitschy '70s disco tunes...
a little ditty based on "Hot Line" by the Sylvers.

“Phone Line”

Numbers, please!

Phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call? Who’d you call?
Phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call?

I’m lookin’ up your phone line for your calls
Baby, ‘cause I need to see
If Al Qaeda
Lights your fire
Baby, whoo-ooo
All the numbers that you dial
Let me know if watching you’s worthwhile
All the numbers you punch in your phone
Mean I’ll never, never leave you alone

Track all the calls in the world
Until I catch you, girl
Catch you at home
I asked the NSA
They said it was OK
To tap your private phone
Oh, baby, baby

Phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call? Who’d you call?
Phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call?

Operator, excuse me, please
But this is more than an emergency
Take those phones off of your ears
'Cause this is only for George Bush to hear

Track all the calls in the world
Until I catch you, girl
Catch you at home
I asked the NSA
They said it was OK
To tap your private phone
Oh, baby, baby

Phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call? Who’d you call?
Phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call?

Baby, where are you?
Here am I,
Should I get in touch with the FBI?
This kind of snooping shouldn’t be accepted
But your freedom just got disconnected

on the phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call? Who’d you call?
Phone line, phone line
Lookin’ up your phone line
Who’d you call?