Karl's Dastardly Deeds

[Stevendsmith]

One the eve of Rove's likely indictment, I think it would be fitting to catalog some of his crimes against humanity. Let's not forget, the bastard has destroyed many lives. Please help compile the rap sheet on Bush's Brain.

[cspanlovr]

1. First crime: being born (lets get his Mom for this)

As befits the holiday season.

[pretzel4gore]

2. nits make lice....

now we know where this (normally condescendingly creepy) adage properly applies

[NI4NI]

8. I read some of Rove's bio

and it said she committed suicide. If I remember correctly it may have been in Las Vegas. Prior to that, she was married to the man who Rove had believed was his biological father up until KKK was 19 years of age. When she and Mr. Rove got divorced, KKK learned that the man was NOT his biological father. But Rove was a political prick long before that, all the way back to grade school. No doubt that having a son like KKK who is a real bastard in more ways than one would be enough to make a mother either crawl up inside a bottle full of liquor and pills, or wrap a noose around her neck, or slit her wrists, or sit in a garage with a car's motor running, and punch her ticket outta here by committing suicide,

[brentspeak]

3. "Likely indictment"

I'll believe it when I see it.

[Stevendsmith]

6. I hear ya.' (n/t)

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Karl Rove's Crime

Karl Rove's Crime
Posted by spacemonkey at 10:10 AM | Email This

Karl Rove's crime apparently is that he is, in fact, unabashedly and admittedly Karl Rove.

I know, what was shocking and repugnant and utterly unthinkable only a few years ago now is a simple cold hard fact of nature.

But here we are a nation with a Karl Rove living among us. Living among those of us who live in the nation's capital anyway.

He freely admits it. Hey, the man even answers to it.

Reporter: Karl Rove!

Karl Rove: What?

Reporter: Hah! Gotcha!

Karl Rove: What?

Reporter: You admitted it, you ARE Karl Rove. Hahaha. you are soooo busted.

Karl Rove: Yes, it true, I am Karl Rove.

Reporter: Hahaha You're goin' down now.

Karl Rove: But the question you need to ask yourself is how did Karl Rove get YOU to get ME to admit it?

Reporter: Hahaha--huh? Man! You're evil.

Karl Rove: I'm Karl Rove.

Reporter: I believe that's what I just said.

See? That's all the evidence they'll ever need to convict him.

Maybe if he changed his name they'd like him more. I'm thinking to something like maybe, Marx.

http://www.imao.us/archives/003477.html

[pretzel4gore]

5. karl rove=ken starr

something evil this way came.....

[BrklynLiberal]

7. It is impossible to find someone in BushCO who does fit that mold.

How evil are Cheney and Rumsfeld?