Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Why doesn't God answer Timmy Russert's prayers?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU
 
xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 08:59 PM
Original message
Why doesn't God answer Timmy Russert's prayers?
Maybe Timmy's been a bad boy...oh, and there's a cat fight between Timmy and Arianna too...my money's on Arianna

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002501909

'NYT' Sunday Preview: Russert Disses Huffington, She Replies

By E&P Staff

Published: May 12, 2006 12:50 PM ET

...Elsewhere in his Times interview, Russert was asked if the White House, with ex-Fox News employee Tony Snow now running the press end, will give favorable treatment to Fox. "I don't think so," he replied. "No more than they got so far." (bwhahaha! What a weenie!:))

He also disclosed that he goes to church every week at 4 p.m. on Saturday and prays "that I will ask the right questions" on NBC the following morning.






Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
joemurphy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 09:06 PM
Response to Original message
1. Pray harder, Timmie. Try a novena.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MaryRN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 09:06 PM
Response to Original message
2. Just what we need...
Another born-again.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 09:07 PM
Response to Original message
3. Oh, God DOES answer those prayers.
God is a Republican, you know. He always gives Timmy just the right questions to ask those nasty libberuls and to make the nice wingnuts look like shining little stars.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bluedeminredstate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. God told Russert
to go after Nancy Pelosi and expose her and her evil party as the America-hating savages they are. See? It wasn't Mr. Potato Head's fault - GOD told him to do it. Geez, I feel bad now.
:cry:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Wed May 01st 2024, 02:39 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC