Things not to say if you call your Mom on Mother's Day.

[bleever]

In light of the NSA's activity, there are certain things you may wish to avoid saying.

Such as:

Hey Mom, my new job's da bomb!

My boss has been laudin' my performance!

Sue aside, he says I'm the best new recruit!

It's almost as exciting as the time I got to shake Mohammed Ali's hand!

Say hi to Al, Kay, da whole gang, and Gramma!

Oh, and "Hi, Jack"!


And lastly:


Love you! Death to America, the Great Satan!

Please let me know if I missed anything.


:)


Happy Mother's Day.

[savemefromdumbya]

1. They won't read your email if you put Viagra in it!

[AX10]

2. ROFL

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

3. You know, Mom...

You've not had much luck with that hedge on the left side of the house. I think the shade might kill that bush.

[bleever]

4. Youch!

Way to send yourself and the mama to Gitmo!

:rofl:

[bleever]

5. "After watching Scott McClellan, and now Tony Snow, I have to think

'Gee, Hodding Carter wasn't such a bad White House spokesman."

[Roland99]

6. No need to be so coy. I plan on being a bit more upfront!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1162856&mesg_id=1162856


:evilgrin:

[bleever]

7. Damn! Too late to recommend.

:thumbsup:

ed: Keep up the good work, Roland99!

[bleever]

8. "And tell Dad I said,

'Over the hill, my eye! E.D. is easily treated these days, and there's no reason to be ashamed.' (And, please don't ever bring this up again with me, ever.)"

[bleever]

9. And, "Mom, Cheney outed Plame to cover his involvement with A.Q. Khan's

nuclear Wal-Mart!"

This could easily be misconstrued in their search for keywords.

:)

[Skinner]

10. Ha! This is funny stuff.

I would put it on our homepage if it were in your journal (hint, hint).

[bleever]

11. Okay, I'll do it. For Mom.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

12. Your patriotism

never ceases to impress. Do it for Mom, for America, for apple pie.

:patriot:

[malaise]

13. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Eurobabe]

14. I'm afraid to say that B word anymore

even as a joke! ANYWHERE!!