Imagine a President named Jeb.

[Thtwudbeme]

It's finally in the news.

Jeb/Guiliani ticket.

[Quakerfriend]

1. OMG, I almost lost my dinner!

What a couple.

[MadMaddie]

2. Dear God.....this country could not survive another * administration

the country would implode...this is the man that called in the police for the Terry Schiavo case.....

[Thtwudbeme]

5. Yep. And think about what Guiliani did in NY before he started his new

career as the 9/11 poster boy.

We're fucked if this happens.

[SPKrazy]

3. Josiah Ezekial Bartlett

also called JEB because of his middle name

[Sydnie]

4. NO!

[Thtwudbeme]

7. Yep. Link here:

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Bush_Family/

[CrazyOrangeCat]

11. Jeezus . . .

A pox on Babs for procreating . . .

:scared:

[Joey Liberal]

6. That would be horrible n.t

[Minnesota Libra]

8. OMG - this country would be screwed nt

[Public_Hazard]

9. OMG!!!!

Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ. I just about shit myself. We would DIE.

[enid602]

10. Uncle Jeb

Does that mean we can call Barbara Granny? Will they collectively become known as the Kennebunkport Hillbillies?

[Rex]

12. Hey, lose in 2006. Blame everything on the Dems for 2 years.

Then when the MSM gives the Ds a total snowjob, Jeb in for 8 years! I still got money on BBV Hagel.

[Warpy]

13. Ma Bush thinks Jebbie is OWED the family's imperial throne

because he allowed his older brother 8 years.

The underlying philosophy is the same, alas, even though Jebbie is smarter than Idiot. If you love Idiot, you'll adore his little brother.

I am against any dynastic family. I am talking about the Bushes, Clintons, and Kennedys, and to a lesser extent, Gore.

A heriditary governing class is a grave danger. They have a nasty habit of turning into hereditaty divine right aristocrats.

[MellowOne]

14. Wonder how they will steal an election this time?

Might explain why the republicans are pushing for Hillary to run...the only Dem Jeb can beat.

[Generic Other]

15. Who dared to imagine such a thing??

Get the cattle prod!!

[Faygo Kid]

16. Imagine All the People, Puking if as One

Let me take you down, cuz I'm going to, Strawberry Fields. . .

Gawd, I miss John Lennon. Now.

[BigBearJohn]

17. What's next? GOMER? JETHRO? BILLY-BOB?

[DemoTex]

18. Might as well be ..

That is exactly popped in my mind!

[Roland99]

19. I'd prefer not to.

I'd rather imagine sliding naked down a razor blade into a vat of alcohol.

[stepnw1f]

20. LOL (nt)

[IselaB]

21. If this speculation is really in the news

It says a lot about the news. The current Bush is heading toward the 20s in the polls and they're talking about his brother running? There will never be another Bush president. It'll be like the English never naming another king John after the first King John fucked up so bad.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

22. You shut up

oh...I'm sorry. That wasn't nice. But it is just so horrible I couldn't help myself.

T-Grannie, who lives in Tallahassee and knows what she is talking about

[Thtwudbeme]

24. TG....you are going to die

when you hear what I got on ebay...this is SO off topic for GD...but, I can't help it.

A small bottle of Coty Sweet Earth Perfume, Amberwood Mist. AND ...you ready??? A Lanz sundress in my size!

Shut UP! I knew you would appreciate the value of my purchases! And yes, the Jeb crap was on Yahoo news...link posted above. God help us all.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

26. Oh. My. God

Amberwood Mist. I used to drench all my love notes in it!

[Thtwudbeme]

29. I knew it! I knew you, of everyone else on DU

would appreciate that!

:)

[guinivere]

23. Eeeeek! OMG! No more messing around.

Time to get serious about learning "Oh Canada".

Oh, the horror. Wouldn't the world end the day Bubba and Rudy took over?

[Bad Penny]

25. NT

[kurth]

27. Out of 298 MILLION people, nobody is qualified except the Bush family?

How about arresting the Bush crime family and putting them on trial?

[helderheid]

28. do I have to?

[Ringo84]

30. Re:

Someone shoot me in the head. Jackass is bad enough but JEB?
Ringo

[Blaze Diem]

31. Here in Texas everyone seems to be named "Bubba"??

President Bubba.
Also well describes the State of the Nation under BushCo.

May as well just give it over to the illegals in that case.
Jeb..makes me wana slit my wrists ..
Bye Bye American Pie.

[Blaze Diem]

32. Bush Presidential legacy..Why the Kennedys were Murdered.

Prescott Bush despised old Joe Kennedy..
the rest became history..

[HysteryDiagnosis]

33. After what Jeb has been able to do to Florida, well, let's just say

hide the cookie jar before he gets there.

[TheCrankyOne]

34. No

No Way In Hell!

[originalpckelly]

35. "Hi, I'm Jeb Bush The President of The United States"(n/t)

[peekaloo]

36. WooHoo. He'll turn the Mall into an all you can eat Freedom buffet!

:sarcasm:

[ourbluenation]

37. BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIT ONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Gore/Clark smackdown of the casa de arbusto.

[HughBeaumont]

38. Imagine Dumberica as a backwoods, ramshackle house church

with one giant fucking Wal Mart employing the 200 million homeless that decided to stay here.

That's what I'm imagining when I hear that shit.

Jesus Christ, will someone PLEASE take a can of RAID to these cockroaches? END the dynasties. This idiot by some miracle makes it in, no one will ever take America or it's electoral process seriously again. The Presidency will be a mere paper title forever and people are going to leave this country in droves until the citisheep that make these elections close enough to rob start waking the fuck up and realize they're being played like a garage-sale Atari.

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

39. They think "Bush" is the American equivalent of "Windsor"

Only we DON'T believe in monarchies or dynasties and also, unbeknownst to them, "Bush" is NOT a believed moniker that carries any particular weight - quite the opposite. Most of us want never to utter the words "President Bush" again in our lifetimes unless we are referring to the head of some civic league in a gated community in the Marianas.

[driver8]

40. Only if his last name is Clampett!!

Vote for Jeb in '08!!

[HughBeaumont]

42. I'd vote Buddy Ebsen's corpse over a damned Bush ANYday.

Even if Buddy WAS a Repuke.

[WI_DEM]

41. well, we have one named "Chimpy"