Caption this Hayden photo

[Kadie]

What is he doing?


Nominee for CIA director USAF Gen. Michael Hayden (L) meets Senate Minority Whip Richard Durbin inside Durbin's office on Capitol Hill, May 10, 2006. (Larry Downing/Reuters)

[Kutjara]

1. "You reach around and grab the lapel with the left hand...

...and the top of the head with the right. Then you twist the head sharply until you hear a snap. what time did you say you were meeting with the President?"

[rzemanfl]

2. I hear Goss had the two hookers by the necks like this and was

having them take turns on his Johnson.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Durbin: "If you can't even clap your hands how can you run the CIA?"

[Jack Rabbit]

4. I know what you did last night, Senator

And I've got the tapes.

[lastknowngood]

5. Pull my finger

n/t

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. "General, sir . . .

. . . patty-cake isn't that hard, really! You have to relax your hands. Now breathe deeply and we'll try again."

[KansDem]

7. "Ve vill keep domesticated animals...and SLAUGHTER them!"

Hayden doing his "Dr. Strangelove" impersonation for Durbin

"quote" is from memory and may not be exact...

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. Perfect!!!

BWAHAHAAAAA!

:spray:

[KansDem]

12. .

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. That's the man!

He was so brilliant.

[0007]

14. Peter Sellers was one of the best. Too bad he isn't still with us.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

17. yes, it sure is . . .

[Rex]

8. "His balls were to big to cup in your hands."

"They were so wide apart that you had to grab them like THIS and THAT. BLAM! POW!

[MsMagnificent]

10. Durbin... Friend!... good!

Hayden: So I put's that librul protesting hippie peace activist in a Frankenstein arm lock and drowned him in the well!
Then I spied on his whole family!

Durbin: *Sycophantic Applause*

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

11. "I'm a little teapot short and stout...

...here's how I rip their fingernails out."

[BuyingThyme]

15. Oil can.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. "Human rights? Safeguargded liberties?"

"Oh Meester Durbin you do make my facsist heart giggle so!"