What all the cool chickenhawks will be wearing this summer.

[tjwash]

From Newsmax.
Exclusive: NewsMax.com is proud to offer the U.S. military’s Desert Camouflage Hat – the same hat worn during Operation Iraqi Freedom by our combat troops and embedded journalists.

Now you can get these rugged military-grade hats for your own pleasure.

These hats were designed for military specifications, to provide excellent sun protection and comfort under extreme heat and sun conditions.


Better yet, if any chickenhawks out there reading this really REALLY want one, you can pick up one of those snappy little article's here...

[AX10]

1. I was hoping for prison pin-stripes.

[MADem]

4. I was hoping for prison stripes, myself

Is that black kid blind, like the David Chappelle white supremacist character, who didn't know he was black??? Or is he Condi and George's secret love child?

[Wickerman]

9. nah, just a very intelligent clothing model

who hopes to have a career after this one-off extremely bad idea. He concealed his identity - those other models are done - they'll wait tables the rest of their modeling "careers".

[bdamomma]

5. no how about a nice one piece orange suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with

matching handcuffs.

[babylonsister]

2. Yep, needs to be sold w/an enlistment form attached. nt

[Touchdown]

3. Oh' God. It just gets worse every day.

:puke:

I have no other response. For once I am at a loss.

[DemoTex]

6. The Things They Carried.

These were called "boonie hats" in Viet Nam.

[tjwash]

8. Yep.

nt

[warrens]

7. Small print

"You must report to the Iraq/Iran border to take advantage of this terrific offer. Airfare will be paid by the U.S. Government."

[tjwash]

12. Patton Oswald said something that cracked me up the other day...

...that's in the same vein as this:

"Anybody should be able to buy a Hummer. Just after they sign the papers, clonk them on the back of the neck with a sock full of quarters. Then let them wake up in Iraq, and tell them "oh, nobody told you that you had to come out here and get the gas yourself?"

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. Ah so they can PLAY PRETEND to be fighting them

over there... how bout Newsmax runs an actual recruiting drive? Have them wear the full get up at Boot Camp... oh sorry, forgot chickenhawks have other priorities.

[Bandit]

11. Used to call those boonie caps

Only they were green instead of Khaki. Mostly only worn by LRRPs or SS.

[hadrons]

13. rightwing class

[leeroysphitz]

14. I have a hat just like that!

Only mine still has sand and dust from Saudi Arabia and Iraq imbedded in it not as glamorous as the fun Aruba beach sand pictured above but oh well...

[tjwash]

16. Thanks for your service by the way.

:toast:

[BrotherBuzz]

15. Two bits says these rugged military-grade hats are....

MADE IN CHINA