My latest letter to shill o'reilly

[rpannier]

Mr. O' Reilly I was watching your show the other night and you brought up with your guest the issue of "some people have said..." I find this interesting and I was wondering if you were aware of the following things I have heard, "some people have say (said)"...

Did you know some people say
1. That the Earth is flat.
2. That we never landed men on the moon.
3. That we should execute 9 year olds if they kill someone.
4. That the Holocaust is a fabrication.
5. That a budget surplus is a bad idea.
6. That dinosaurs walked in the Garden of Eden and were on Noahs Ark.
7. That the Pope is the anti-Christ.
8. That Bill O' Reilly is really a shill for the White House.
9. That Bill O' Reilly should be dropped on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and left to fend for himself.
10. That Fox News is Fair and Balanced.

I would be curious if the "some people" I am referring to are the same "some people" you are refering to. If you don't think they are, then could you please direct me to where you meet your "some people." As I am assuming you meet them while visiting a state mental hospital or mental clinic somewhere I would not expect you to reveal their names. Nor, will I try to contact your "some people" if you tell me where you meet them.

Respectfully Yours,

[Kutjara]

1. Good letter. The only problem I see with it...

...is that 8 and 9 are obviously false. The rest of what you say is totally true and the aliens that abducted me have confirmed all of it.

[A Simple Game]

3. As far as 8 and 9 are concerned,

I know a guy, who knows a guy who has a sister that heard those exact same things mentioned on an elevator once.

Honest! Or was it a friend of the sister? Well anyway, I'm sure someone has said them, if not, consider them said by me!

[robbedvoter]

2. Also, you got his name wrong. His name is actually

Dildo Reilly