Tom Hanks is Bill Frist...now on SNL

[Gabi Hayes]

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[Gabi Hayes]

1. Frist: If gas goes to four dollars a gallon,

we will aggressively seek new fuel sources by drilling in Alaska, mining in the Grand Canyon, and burning stem cells

[globalvillage]

2. He doesn't look like Frist

But three nights in Busch Gardens? LOL.

[Ava]

3. i'm watching now

[neoblues]

4. Burning... funny

Missed some of it... it was pretty short as it was only the introduction...

Hilarious...

Frist:
...Burning stem-cells for fuel! ... and everybody'll get a magic-mop (and if gas reaches $5, you'll get not one, but two replacement chamois)... but only if everybody agrees to drill in Alaska, mine the Grand Canyon and allows an Oil Refinery in their own home town...

[neoblues]

5. Now he's being grilled by...

Pastor's/Priests about his role in the DaVinci Code... asking him if he's thought about burning in hell forever...

oooop... Now he's being grilled by The Flying Nun...
Now.. the Pope... speaking in latin? he replies in latin and gives a web address...

ooop... Now it's Jesus... He saw the film and forgives him... You saw the movie? No, not that one, I'm forgiving you for making "The Terminal"...

Woohoo.

[DaveColorado]

6. wish I had seen it lol

Maybe someone will put a clip up.

[neoblues]

7. Amazing...

Not political, but Hanks is playing the host of "Wheel of Fortune"... and it's apparent, he'd make a fantastic game show host! He's even able to insult the imbecilic contestants and make it seem pleasant (and funny).

[Gabi Hayes]

8. he really should run for president....how could he be worse than

any other candidate we've had for the last measurable time period?

[DUgosh]

9. His wife Rita Wilson

Would be a great first lady. The woman knows how to dress. And I bet she wouldn't even be bullied into changing her name to Rita Wilson-Hanks.

[neoblues]

14. Seriously, if he ran...

He would win; he has so much more charisma, likability, popularity than any of the standard contenders... and I often think that's the sort of thing that, if not the most important, is at least a strong consideration for the 'average' American voter.

Besides, well and truly, any reasonably intelligent person could serve and do a fine job as President, so long as he/she was willing to select and listen to (listen to, not obey) experienced counselors.

Even Chimpy could have been a passably adequate President but for his malignant attitudes and misguided intentions (some large part of which no doubt originated from his choice of advisors/cabinet).

[Gabi Hayes]

10. ''Please don't cut my testicles...

Please don't slam my testicles

Don't burn off my testicles''

[Poiuyt]

12. I kind of liked that song

Great parody of Euro videos

[Catchawave]

11. Dang, I thought he was playing Al Gore in the opening :(

Must.pay.better.attention.

[neoblues]

17. Could have been good...

if a little dated by comparison.

[neoblues]

13. ON a fake news program, one of the lines was...

"Democrats have decided to focus on defeating Northeast Republicans, that is, at least until they think of a worse idea..."

Ooof. :banghead: It's just that they're not so far off the mark... sometimes anyway.

[Sydnie]

15. Powell as Fred Sanford!

Priceless!

[neoblues]

16. Michael Powell?

On a Sanford and Son's takeoff... is that THE Michael Powell?

The Sanford (the old fart) part is playing like he's Colin Powell (sort of retired and sloppy with a beard)... and babbling on about WMDs...

A Condoleeza Rice comes in as one of the loud, pushy women from the show...
Colin says insultingly to her... I hear when you were over in IRAQ, they... "Traded you for a Camel--even money!"

and she said something back about... Oh Yeah? I'd like to see you do the job I do in Washington...(you couldn't handle it)...

Among other things he responded plaintiffly saying...
"That was MY JOB..."