I say we start a "Quench Republican Bloodlust" fundraising event

[Rocknrule]

where we raise money to buy Bush, Cheney, Hannity, Limbaugh, and all the rest of the war-loving Republicans in the media and government Xboxes and copies of GTA, Halo, Doom 3, Resident Evil, and every other Lieberman-disapproved violent videogame in existance, so they can satisfy their appetite for human flesh and war without putting the entire world in danger. And any leftover money we have could be used to buy them movies like Saving Private Ryan and Independence Day so they can have their own "porn collection."

:shrug: