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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:33 AM
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CAPTION the National Day of Prayer...
Edited on Thu May-04-06 10:34 AM by Crankie Avalon

"Thanks to where my presidentin' is taking this country, I've
even got the atheists praying!"
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jedicord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:45 AM
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1. Does he stand in front of the mirror and practice looking like Jesus?
Every pic I've seen of him today he's got that "come to me, my flock" gesture.
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:45 AM
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2. Our Maker,
Our Maker,
Who art named Diebold
Hallowed be thy Game.
When elections come,
The tallies be run,
Presenting falsehoods as they did in Russia.
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FuzzyDicePHL Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:46 AM
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3. "Pretending to pray so much
is HARD WORK!"
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Peanutcat Donating Member (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:50 AM
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4. Heh--
"Pray harder! Pray harder, dammit! I'm drowning here!"
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:54 AM
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5. Didn't they mean preying? (n/t)
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Little Star Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:58 AM
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6. The National Day of Slayer
Oh yea, thats what we do to innocent Iraqis almost every day.
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:03 AM
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7. Our father who was also president
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom is mine
My will be done
In Iraq as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily billion
And forget our trespasses
But not those that trespass against us
For mine is the kingdom and the power forever
Amen
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:39 AM
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8. "I got you all prayin' - don't I?" n/t
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