Cheney Travels with Chem-Bio Suit at All Times

[RamboLiberal]

No surprise, bet the Little Prince does as well. Sorry it's Sludge. From an upcoming Vanity Fair Article

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Purdum reports that Cheney travels with a chemical-biological suit at all times. When he gave his friend Robin West and his twin children a ride to the White House a couple of years ago, West commented on the fact that Cheney’s motorcade varied its daily path. “And he said, ‘Yeah, we take different routes so that “The Jackal” can’t get me,’” West tells Purdum. “And then there was this big duffel bag in the middle of the backseat, and I said, ‘What’s that? It’s not very roomy in here.’ And said, ‘No, because it’s a chemical-biological suit,’ and he looked at it and said, ‘Robin, there’s only one. You lose.’”

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash6mc.htm

[don954]

1. only one? Even with his kids around?

shit, i would always make sure my kids were covered too... dam selfish asshole.

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. "Save yourself!" LOL

Selfish doesn't even begin to describe Dead Eye DickHEAD! And besides, isn't his daughter, gay? Oopsie. :yoiks: She is on her own. "What kind of father would hate his own daughter if she were gay?" :yoiks:

[marmar]

2. Does it come with a black helmet, facemask and cape...

and a light saber on its belt?

[RamboLiberal]

15. I knew this thread was going to be good for

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

3. why Bush? only the president needs one, and...

Cheney clearly has his

[stepnw1f]

4. He's a Paranoid Dellusional Schizoid

Fuckin wimp shoots canned-quail for fun. It doesn't get anymore fucked up than this trash heap.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

5. Don't be afraid to tell

us how you really feel! Don't mince words!

[stepnw1f]

6. I Get So Pissed Off When I Read What's Going On

Sorry.... but I like to vent.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

13. Don't worry, I'm not offended

just lol.

[Canuckistanian]

7. So, in case of chemical or biological Armageddon

The only living things left would be Cheney and cockroaches?

[marmar]

10. But which would be the higher life form?

:shrug:

[Canuckistanian]

16. LOL, hard to say

They both scurry away to secure hiding places when the lights go on.

[A Simple Game]

19. Higher life form? I thought that Canuckistanian was being

redundant.

[Lisa]

8. I'd need one of those suits if I ever had to ride in the same car as him

Seriously. I would not want to breathe air he was exhaling. All the toxic heavy metals and carbon monoxide thrown off by his internal-combustion powerplant would make a person quite ill.

[rustydog]

9. Oh, he can shoot someone in the face ..but is afraid of someone

getting him with bio-chem weapons?

[Johonny]

11. I believe

this is to protect those with him from Cheney's own toxic emissions and not the other way around.

[Steve A Play]

12. The moment he dies their going to slip it on him

to try to contain all the evil. :evilgrin:

[shain from kane]

18. Assumed that it's accessorized with a wooden stake and hammer. n/t

[shain from kane]

14. "The Jackal"? It was a movie!!! And he had a super-duper machine gun.

Not chemical-biological weapons. Besides, would staunch Republican Bruce Willis harm a hair on Cheney's head? Doesn't he carry his shotgun with him at all times, like Elmer Fudd? He was more of a danger to V/P Quayle than "The Jackal" ever was. It was also the First Lady who was stalked in the movie.

[theHandpuppet]

20. Cheney's big duffel bag --- Hmmmmm

I'm just guessing as to its contents (in addition to the biohazard suit):

Copy of his wife's latest lesbian pulp novel
Portable defibrillator
Shotgun and fifth of Jack Daniels


Anyone else care to guess?

[bullimiami]

21. its to keep the toxins IN. he cant survive without them.

[AnneD]

22. Getting in and out of those suits is...

physically demanding and atresses the heart. And wearing them is no picnic either. Lot of good it will do him. He will end up having a MI. The big one. I can just he him now..."I'm coming to join ya Libby"