Blame it on Hugo, Blame it on the Mullahs...

[nosmokes]

you can even briefly mention the record profits of the big oil corps, but whatever you do, don't say a farkin word about the much vaunted *energy policy* that was so carefully crafted by elmer fudd and the heads of the big oil corps and extractive industries, the one that kept elmer in an undisclosed location for a couple of years and was all done in secret, behind closed doors? that must be the directive to the big, evil left wing propaganda machine a/k/a mainstream media, because apparently, even though iran hasn't slowed their exports and venezuela is still shipping their opec agreed max as far as i know, they're responsible for the fact we're paying $3 for gas. apparently the fact that china and india were industrialising and were going to be using more oil came as a surprise to this administration, sort of like hurricanes in the gulf of mexico. the fact that we needed to start sinking billions into alternative/renewable energy sources and getting people outta their cars and into mass transit years ago years ago also seems to snuck up on them even though it was double-open information and most HS kids could have told you that's whats needed. not cheney's energy policy of drill more, drill in sensitive areas, and kill more brown people if they get in the way.

[SoCalDem]

1. Hey.. It's workin' just the way they planned it..

When Deadeye Dick retires, he'll be invited to join all the BODs of every oil company on the planet :) He did a good job for them.. Hey..he might even rejoin Halliburton... He and his underling ( *².) emptied out the treasury into the coffers of halliburton, Bechtel, K,B & R,...and OUR paycheck money into the pockets of "Big Oil and Big Pharma".. Gee the guy;s horizons are unlimited :)

[underpants]

2. Yap anything and everything to keep it away from W

buffer buffer buffer

deflect and then add four layers of protection.

[Rex]

3. Energy policy should be dictated by the energy industry, sure.

And not the people who pay taxes and that dam monthly energy bill. When is the last time one of those DC Pigs paid their utility bill or drove a car? Secret Energy meetings between Dick Cheney (H - Halliburton), Ken Lay (E - Enron), GE (C - Corporate) and all the Oil Barons (C - Corporate) from all over the world are meant to be kept secret by court order! Very unpatriotic of you to even mention them! :sarcasm:

[rkc3]

6. Just wait - soon Rush will be named the drug czar.

[ComerPerro]

4. funny how those meetings happened, then 9/11 happened, and soon after

we had gas prices increasing by 100 to 200 percent!

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Blame it on the boogie!

[shenmue]

8. Good one

Hee hee. :7

[mikeytherat]

9. Blame it on the Bossa Nova with its magic spell!

Blame it on the bossa nova that he did so well
Oh, it all began with just one little dance
But then it ended up a big romance
Blame it on the bossa nova
The dance of love

mikey_the_rat

[shenmue]

7. Well, they *do* have something to with it too.

This is *not* all happening in a B***-only vacuum.