What do you think is George W Bush's actual religion?

[Bossy Monkey]

Every now and then for minutes at a time I buy the cover story that he's born again and therefore a committed millenarist; then I remember whom we're talking about. So which is it?

(Come to think of it, given choice 7 below, it's possible he's sincere in his own personal version of Christianity: the let's get our Armageddon on variety.)

[LiberalEsto]

1. Moronism nt

[Canuckistanian]

9. Othodox or Reformed?

Actually, I think he's starting his own branch.

[LiberalEsto]

15. Ooops, I misspelled. It's Moranism.

The Church of the Foot in the Mouth and the Hand on Your Wallet.

[Booster]

2. The Church of Me.

[struggle4progress]

5. "All through the day I me mine I me mine I me mine"

[Rocknrule]

3. Isn't it obvious?

Satanism

[hobbit709]

4. Money

[Bossy Monkey]

12. I'm glad you said that

'cause it reminds me I should have put Mammon instead of Molloch. Mammon's the money one now that I think about it.

[The2ndWheel]

6. Whatever it is they do

up at Yale on Saturday nights with the future power players.

[Zen Democrat]

7. Snorting coke off bald heads.

[savemefromdumbya]

8. He oesn't have a religion - just fake stuff

[SoCalDem]

10. The Holy Trinity: Money, Power & Greed

[Champion Jack]

20. In the red states THIS is the holy trinity

[w13rd0]

11. Mammon...

...the love of money.

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Thanks, that's what I meant (and now I don't have to look up the spelling)

Edit: Now it's added to the poll.

[Alamom]

16. Which is, The root of all evil. n/t

[Jara sang]

14. Almighty Dollar

[C_U_L8R]

18. Almighty dollars rolled up

to snort lines of coke
off of Jeff Gannon's hairless body.

(sorry... that's just gross isn't it?)

[Champion Jack]

17. .

$

[CrazyOrangeCat]

19. lots and lots of death . . .

His deepest desire is to be able to throw kittens into a volcano.

:grr:

[KitchenWitch]

21. Onanism

[shain from kane]

25. If only his father hadn't lost his faith, and spewed across Barbara's

thighs. It would have brought salvation to a lot of us.

[we can do it]

22. Money Money Money ....Money

[Bad Penny]

23. satanist

[Bossy Monkey]

28. A big welcome to DU to you, two weeks late n/t

[booley]

24. Mammon

it's all about the green.

[AlCzervik]

26. money and power

[blue neen]

27. Hedonism. n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

29. Other: The Almighty Dollar

. . . which he has served poorly.

[clixtox]

30. Mindless Greed, Over-Consumption and Strip Mining The Planet

America's Only Real Religion and ain't it FUN! While it lasts...