What do you think God will say to * when he dies?

[Rocknrule]

I can't judge this myself, but I'm sure it will at least start with "George, we need to talk..."

[JackBeck]

1. "Dude, you guys were WAYYY off!" n/t

[Waya]

2. Nothing.....

.....Bush ain't going to heaven....and it's questionable if Satan will even take him......:evilgrin:

[Rocknrule]

7. Like in that one South Park

where Satan gets fed up with Saddam and kicks him out of hell, so he goes to heaven where he is totally miserable.

Bush would probably be much happier in hell, anyway. It's his model of what he wants America to look like.

[WolverineDG]

3. "Go to Hell."

:evilgrin:

dg

[laruemtt]

4. 'sorry, george,

wasn't my voice you were listening to...'

[Jane Austin]

5. Even you are forgiven - - dammit.

n/t

[blm]

6. GO TO HELL, WHISTLE-ASS.

.

[derby378]

8. "I never knew you"

"Get behind me, Satan!"

[racaulk]

9. I'm not sure about God, but St. Peter will say...

You're in the wrong place, buddy! Access denied!

:evilgrin:

[sproutster]

10. Ha! If there is a heaven and a God ... Georgie still wouldn't meet him

[Blue Belle]

11. Does the Anti-Christ Die??

I was always under the impression that he didn't.

[uppityperson]

12. Reincarnation: come back as a chicken

one of those high egg producing chickens, make him "free range" where he gets access to a rooster.

[Ecumenist]

13. Because in Heaven, we won't meet..

You evil murderer will bear the heat and because will always be too hot, you won't have a damn thing to hit the spot!!:grr:

By the way, say hey to Fallwell, Dobson and Ralphie for me, ya hear?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

14. "And Yet Again You Went Completely Off Track. Hell Is Thataway --->"

[shadowknows69]

15. "Sorry George, You're not quite ready for Nirvana yet"

"You need a little more time on Terra to grow as a soul. You've been scheduled to be reincarnated as a black, gay, female, homeless person. Have a good time."

[datadiva]

16. Um, lost are we? n/t

[timtom]

17. I'm not certain that *

will even have that audience, as I think he will most likely go straaaiiiight to hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

[JackBeck]

18. "George, I've told you again and again, we have no WMD's!"

[helderheid]

19. George, you obviously need caller ID - that wasn't me you were talking to.

[greenbriar]

20. he will say bwhahahaha you think you are getting in here? bwhahahahaha

bwahahahhahahahahahahaha


:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

21. "Wrong address. Try down there..."

[Richard D]

22. Bye-Bye.

[MissWaverly]

23. whatever you did to the least of my brothers, you did to me

I was the small child crying in that darkened cell that you would not let talk to his parents,
I was that canadian snatched at an airport on a stopover while he was on vacation, I was that
old lady in a wheelchair in a darkened stadium dying of thirst, I was that young mother begging
for water for her dying baby, I was them all.

[fooj]

27. Wow. Well said.

You hit it on the head, MissWaverly. He has no soul. What a pathetic human being.

Peace.

[MissWaverly]

36. Thanks!

Here's a quote from the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, you really have to read it, it's
become so Hollywoodized that it's message is lost.

"But you were always a good man of business, Jacob" faltered Scrooge..."Business", cried the ghost..."Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business...the dealings of my trade
were but a drop of water, in the comprehensive ocean of my business."

[guinivere]

32. That's it. He'll review all the times * stuck his nose

in the air and passed by those in need.

[MissWaverly]

38. not only that but every meaness, every act of spite will be felt

Since God is love, he is not that, God is not the snarky remark, the petty payback, one-upping
someone, causing someone to fail, none of this is his work.

[iamahaingttta]

24. Nothing...

...because there is no god.

Can we stop playing these silly games now?

[shadowknows69]

29. Ya know if you're an atheist

maybe you shouldn't even post in a thread specifically about GOD. Just a thought.

[Clark2008]

31. If you'll stop judging me based on YOUR beliefs, sure.

You sound as intolerant of other peoples' beliefs as a fundie.

PS. I think this is a delightfully funny thread - and not nearly so overburdeoning with all the awfulness going on so I can relax after work.

[shadowknows69]

33. I don't judge anybody based on my beliefs.

I just don't see what you add to a discussion about God, even a satirical one if you just pop in to say there isn't one. As far as judging people you're the one who basically called people who believe "silly".
Peace

[Clark2008]

48. Oh - I wasn't posting to you.

I was posting to Mr. "We're Playing Games Because We're Discussing God" up there.

Sorry you misunderstood. :hi:

[shadowknows69]

49. my bad

thanks for being on my side lol. Guess I need to read user names. Duh.

[Richard Steele]

25. Yeah, as if GOD is gonna see him then.

GOD saw him every day of his LIFE.
And every day, he had the option of seeing GOD.

He had his chance, and he blew it.

GOD is a very busy entity, and a WISE one.
He doesn't waste time quibbling with people who
are more truly lost to the DarkSide than his favorite torch-bearer ever was.

GOD has a pretty full plate these days with the whole
"Flying Spahetti Monster" thing moving in on his territory...
he just doesn't have time to waste blathering
with an absoulutely SOULLESS animated sack of meat and bone like GW Bush.

[Botany]

26. He / She wouldn't talk to *

God, "Pete you let another shit like that past gates and your job is over."
St. Pete, "He snuck in when I was talking to some of the flood victims."
God, "Like I care .... his picture was posted through out the check in area .... under
access denied. Now get him the hell out of here. Got that?"
St. Pete, "Yes, God ..... now george get your ass moving ...... you and Pat Robertson have
elevator rides down to hell."

[dave502d]

28. Want to see where i put Cheney. n/t

[maveric]

30. "You've gotta be shitting me! Take the Down staircase punk!"

"Who ever told you that I approve of you and your ways."

[dogday]

34. Don't let the door hit you where I split you!!!!

[jwirr]

35. "Do I know you?"

[Cleita]

37. I think, He's gonna say,

"Botacito (Little Boots), you gotta lotta 'splaning to do."

[mtnester]

39. "George, let's get this straight...I'M the decider..." eom

[democrat_patriot]

40. "Going down...."

[tallahasseedem]

41. "I hope you brought sunblock!"

[rustydog]

42. "George, you and Pat Robertson are wrong...

I did say Adam and Steve."

[Imagevision]

43. GOD?!! - Bush will be with Hitler, Manson, Damler and those guys!

[marions ghost]

44. You've done a heckuva job, George, thanks --for

teaching my American children more about the wages of sin than ministers of the church could. The Americans had sold their souls to the other side. :evilfrown:I wasn't getting through to them.

If Judas could be doing the will of God, could Dubya?

[SoCalDem]

45. You ARE the weakest link..Goodbyeee

:)

[MisterP]

46. "No, I won't 'scoot aside'"

[Rocknrule]

47. With apologies to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones...

"You made your bed, that's where you lie
No Pearly Gates when you die
I tried to teach, you didn't learn
You're going down, you're gonna burn"