Somebody Try GWB For the Crimes He's Comitted Against the English Language

[Jason9612]

THE EVIDENCE:

“Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”

“I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.”

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”

“The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur”

“This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot.”

“There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.”

“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”

“I understand small business growth. I was one.”

“Our nation must come together to unite.”

“I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.”

“Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.”

“We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.”

CASE CLOSED

[Touchdown]

1. Guilty!

This is sort of like Stephanie VanderKellan's Fashion Citations.

[rkc3]

2. Fortunately for America, stupidity is not a crime.

[Canuckistanian]

3. Hey, don't go nukular

He has extenuating circumstances.

He's an idiot.

[rsdsharp]

4. “We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf

And yet...and yet...he's the decider. I've finally found something on which we agree.

[lpbk2713]

5. Boosh is an honors graduate of The Yogi Berra School of Public Speaking

As taught by Prof Irwin Corey (Dating myself here)

[Monk06]

10. Prof Irwin Corey. Nice blast from the past. Prof Corey was Dr Feynman on

ACID!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DBoon]

6. He'll redefine the language to fit his needs

and then rename it "NewSpeak"

[Drum]

7. entrepreneur.....

When Bush came out with this one, I was in a relationship with a French/Portuguese woman, and this GW pronouncement made them (she and French mama) cry with laughter, and try to offer me straightfaced condolences for being "ruled" by this idiot.

It WAS kinda funny, when we thought he'd disappear after one term...not so much now.

[Sinti]

8. On that first one I think he's telling the truth. n/t

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”

He considers himself trustworthy, and rarely does what he says he's going to do.

[Efilroft Sul]

9. "Committed"

Don't give the defense an opening.

Cheers!

[dipsydoodle]

11. .................growth

.....I was one. He remains one - a carbuncle on the arse of America.

I'm surprised he didn't say "I still are one"