Bush marriage explodes!!!

[Domitan]

Did you see the recent cover on the National Examiner (cousin of National Equirer)?

It features George W Bush's rage against his wife, Laura, for what was included in her biography. Basically, according to this article, George felt humiliated at a few tidbits. These are what I can remember:

a) George relying on Laura to give him the update on the current issues because he's too busy reading the sports pages and doing the crossword puzzles.

b) George relying on Laura to make character judgement of people who may work for him due to her "good instincts" of character which he does not have.

c) George being a worthless drunk lush before marrying Laura and coming "a long way" thanks to Laura's influence.

There's a few more but I can't remember now.

Take it as you will...but no matter if you believe this or not, it's VERY SIGNIFICANT that this is put on the front page of a gossip newspaper. Can you imagine this happening 2 years ago?

[saltpoint]

1. There were a couple others, too, such as how irksome Laura found it

when George opted to drop the megaton bombs on unarmed civilian populations.

Boy oh boy, did that get her dander up!

___

You're right. Two years ago that probably wouldn't have seen the light of day, no matter the venue.

[bullimiami]

2. crossword puzzles? i dont think so. maybe word jumbles or something.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

11. Probably the puzzle from TV Guide. nt

[BrklynLiberal]

16. Word jumbles. You think he could figure out word jumbles?

I think not! The crossword puzzles were probably on the the children's page.

[KyuzoGator]

34. The words in Bush's head == jumbles.

He's probably good at them.

[Cobalt Violet]

27. Circle a words maybe.

Nothing more.

[Kali]

43. ha - he probably makes a little side money

CREATING word jumbles...finally a job he could actually do!

[Liberal In Texas]

45. Crosswords? No. I agree the man is an idiot.

That makes the whole article bogus. Not believable. Not true.

Go back to stories they run about Titanic passengers being picked up 80 some years after the sinking.

It's fiction.

Bye.

:hi:

[eleny]

3. He can do crossword puzzles?

Impressive! :rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

8. Just monday's crossword

[PennyK]

12. Obviously a Times reader

I'm good thru Thursday...did you see the Earth Day puzzle page this week? It's killing me!

[PurpleChez]

10. Only shit from the Mini Page.

I bet he's king at finding cupcakes hidden in drawings of Basset Brown the News Hound. Now that's Mighty Funny!

[dhill926]

4. more people will read this

than read the WP or NYT.

[lovuian]

5. I think Laura is fed up with George drooling all over Condi

its not pretty...

[Imagevision]

25. Condi's a lesbian, no??

[Bucky]

37. No

I've seen her having been reported as dating men. Perhaps she's just asexual. It's not uncommon among career-dedicated 50-somethings. Some folks just give up on finding that right match. If she's actually gay (and frankly that's statistically more likely to be a vicious rumor than actually true), then she's a closet case. My money is on the asexual thing, tho. Too busy destroying the country's credibility to stop and find her soul mate. A pity. A pity times 2389. Or times thirty eight thousand.

[Imagevision]

44. NO? of course Condi is a lesbian, no biggie but don't be silly, show

her on one single male-escorted event she's attended - at least Oprah has Stedmenn in the background.

[goclark]

6. The tabloids have been taking turns bashing them

and I think it is wonderful!

Keep um coming.

[MadMaddie]

9. They are just getting warmed up too...

:popcorn:

[goclark]

15. It's Party Time!

:applause:

[MadMaddie]

7. Everyone around him made him what he is.....a shell of a man....

He has never done anything on his own....never takes responsibility....dare I go on.....

<snp>
b) George relying on Laura to make character judgement of people who may work for him due to her "good instincts" of character which he does not have
<snip>

Really....When he met Putin...didn't he say he could see in the mans eyes that he was a good man....(some bullshit like that)....or did Laura look into Putin's eyes.....hmmmmm........the latter seems more realistic...

[NYC]

19. Bush said he could see Putin's soul.

I guess he didn't see it clearly.

[alfredo]

24. Not his soul, his belt buckle. It was his own eyes reflected, in

Putin's belt buckle.

[Bucky]

38. Pfah! HA!!

good thing I wasn't drinking milk when I read that!

[alfredo]

39. I thought I was being too subtle.

[951-Riverside]

13. And he didnt feel humilated when she said he "milked" a male horse?

Hmmm

[txindy]

47. Well, no one's explained it to him, yet.

And if it's Pickles' job to translate (i.e., dumb down) jokes and phrases for him, she probably skipped that one.

;)

[shraby]

14. In a photo taken just in the last few days

he didn't have his wedding ring on.

[ShortnFiery]

17. Yes, we need to hear about this all over the Corporate Media

Inquiring minds should also know ... like long stories on both Nancy Grace and Greta Van Sustren? :P

[Bozita]

18. If that marriage ever comes apart, Laura's gonna get swiftboated ...

... especially if she wants some money.

[Balbus]

20. How is Bat-boy doing?

[Poiuyt]

28. I think we're safe...for now!

[truth2power]

21. I saw this at the grocery checkout a couple of days ago..

I almost passed out. No, you wouldn't have seen it 2 years ago. Our supine press was too busy printing pictures of him wearing a halo. :puke:

[Imagevision]

22. Bush will send Laura out to do his endorsing for fellow GOP'ers

Put a photo-op of Bush and whoever he's endorsing and ka-ching another one bites the dust!! and they know it! - what a piece of garbage to add to his legacy but it does apply.

Bush the worst president ever? - Bush, a failed presidency.

[Bozita]

30. A lot of GOP Congresscritters have requested Laura's presence on the ...

... campaign trail. They're asking Georgie to stay away, iirc.

[hholli11]

23. IIRC...and the details I certainly don't...

but there was a supposed mob guy who owns some gossip columns and was in some legal trouble a while back, so he laid off the administration. But as soon as he got off the hook (and I do believe he beat the charge) he started letting LOOSE!!!!

I wish I could recall more detail for you, but I am so obsessed with Plame Gate, I can't recall those names.

[DemoTex]

26. "National Examiner": Examine your mail for anthrax.

VERB SAP! Know what I mean?

[Nomen Tuum]

29. Can anybody get Condi's stained blue dress out of her hands?

Oh, if only Larry Flynt had pictures of Bush and Condy getting it on...

[Bozita]

33. Condileaka in a stained dress? Try this photo...

[sutz12]

41. Oh shit!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JDPriestly]

31. I cannot imagine Laura publishing a book without

the approval of Rove through Meiers via mom and pop Bush. No way. Laura would not dare say one word that was not stamped with the Bush administration seal of approval. And if she tried, no one would dare publish it. This is nonsense.

[zulchzulu]

32. Transript available

LAURA BUSH: Good morning, everybody. I am here to announce that I will be resigning as White House First Lady.


Mr. President, it has been an extraordinarily difficult to have had to endure so many years as your wife.

The White House is going through a period of transition; change can be helpful, and this is a good time and good position to help bring about change. I am ready to move on. I've been in this position a long time, and I am excited about beginning the next chapter in my life without you.

You have made me so fucking mad a lot over the last several years with this scam, and I am grateful to be out.

Our relationship began back in Texas, and I look forward to ending it, particularly when we are both back in Texas.

THE PRESIDENT: That's right. (Laughter.)

[Jack Rabbit]

35. I noticed that in the checkout line this week

That was pretty much my reaction to it.

For wahtever reason, the Supermarket rags have kept their distance from the Bushes, although the twins were perfect fodder. Meanwhile, a story about Bill and Hillary splitting or Chelsea getting an abortion pops up once or twice every year.

[Domitan]

36. kick

kick

[subutane]

40. just another tool in the rove handbook

Bush is no longer of use to the GOP, they will trash him like yesterday's garbage in order to make the team look better.

Pay attention.

[Breeze54]

42. Why wouldn't I believe it?

I've read all that about them before and it IS interesting that it's on the FRONT cover!
Cool! I like it!! :rofl:

Actually, didn't Laura say a lot of that stuff in that Barbara Walter's interview,
when she interviewed both of them together? I seem to remember Laura saying
that he had "settled down a lot" and smiled that cheshire cat smile of hers...

[titoresque]

46. Nothing gets published that

this crime family doesn't want published. It's just more bullshit to make them seem unorganized.