LOL! Weekly horoscope by Rob Brezsny.

[crispini]

OK, I love this horoscope, and I was over there checking mine and I just "happened" to read KO's for the week and it totally made me LOL... I suppose it's a rather auspicious one for a vacation. :evilgrin:

http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/aquarius.html

[gkhouston]

1. "Happy days are here again"

Indeed. No wonder he isn't blogging. :7


Nice to know he's got better things to do.

[RevCheesehead]

2. sure crispini, but ...

does it involve a spanking? :evilgrin:

[greenmutha]

3. ROFLMAO! That is too funny...

Now we know what he's up to! :evilgrin: Thanks for sharing that, I needed a laugh right about now.

[RevCheesehead]

4. Please enlighten...

what am I supposed to make of this?

http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/capricorn.html

especially:
"More than any other sign of the zodiac, you now have the potential to take maximum advantage of everything that's dicey, thorny, and ticklish."

Suggestions would be welcomed.

[gkhouston]

5. Um, Rev...

you wouldn't by any chance belong to a sect that practices mortification during Lent? :o

[RevCheesehead]

6. Sorry, Gina - no sect threads allowed.

:)

[gkhouston]

7. then the answer to the question posed in post #2 is

YES! take that :spank: :spank: for bad punning. (Not that there's such a things as a good pun.)

[RevCheesehead]

8. Hey - you better save that for tonight.

Save it for someone who has earned it.

Besides, I thought we already had a designated spanker. I insist on professional treatment.

[gkhouston]

11. we do?

Seito is mistress of smileys but if she breaks out her "nuclear" spanking smiley for everything that goes on over in ERD, DU will be bathed in a radioactive glow before Friday night.

In any case, I won't be at the meeting tonight. Or Friday night. x( I wasn't kidding on Monday when I said it was a good week for Keith to be on vacation.


ed: and my husband has jury duty this week, so we've been getting up early to get him downtown on time. Let me list the ways in which this week doth suck...

[RevCheesehead]

12. actually, I think there may be more than one.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=344208&mesg_id=344423&page=

Sorry about the jury duty thing. Getting up early is one of the primary ways life sucks, IMO. I am a creature of the night.

[gkhouston]

15. why am I getting

a "Rocky Horror Picture Show" flashback?

("creature of the night")

[RevCheesehead]

17. Actually, I think I'm probably taller than Tim Curry.

And damned if he didn't look better in fishnets than I do! :(

[gkhouston]

18. LOL. I wasn't getting the visual of Tim Curry

rather, the audio of Susan Sarandon singing "touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch-me".

Cannot imagine why that would come into my head while reading one of your posts, Rev. O8)

[crispini]

19. ROFL, you guys

dragging Rocky Horror into it.... I should've known.

"A toast!"

"To Melba!"

[RevCheesehead]

28. Antici-

(wait for it...)









-pation.

[sparky_in_ma]

23. WOW

That was cute!!!:7

[RevCheesehead]

26. I do have my moments.

Thank you kindly! :*

[WhirlyGirl]

9. All I know is, those cute things he does w/ his mouth during the QUIZ...

... drive me crazy. Sometimes it hard to concentrate on the %#@* questions!

Palpitations starting... <thumpthumpthump-thumpthumpthump-thumpthumpthump> :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

10. Last Friday's was great example! .....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=342437&mesg_id=342716&page=

[RevCheesehead]

13. Yup. I already saved that one.

Caption: "Christmas Morning with Keith - You want me to WEAR these?"

[WhirlyGirl]

14. Rev, EVERY morning would be Xmas w/ Keith!

[RevCheesehead]

16. you speak the truth, WG.

Personally, I'd never leave the house. :loveya:

[crispini]

20. heh. IRL

he's probably one of those non-morning people who is extremely grumpy and doesn't talk before he's had his coffee. aren't most men like that? :7

[RevCheesehead]

24. God, I hope so.

I want a mug that says "she who must not be spoken to before 9 a.m." I simply do not function before then. (that's a problem on Sundays)

Oh - and I believe that "perky in the morning" people should be shot.

[Patsy Stone]

21. I love Rob Brezsny, too.

Free Will Astrology was one of my faves until the local free weekly stopped carrying it. :mad:

Hey, lady!

[greenmutha]

22. Swami Beyondananda is my favorite...

SLC's local weekly used to carry a column by him, but I haven't gotten one for so long I'm not sure if they do anymore. (I live about 50 miles from there now).

Here's a website about him:
http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/

[RevCheesehead]

25. Actually, I thought of starting one of my own.

I had three money-making schemes while I was in Div School.

1. Christian Horoscopes. Because everybody reads them - even Baptists - and if you add a Bible verse or two, they won't feel guilty about reading them.

2. Flavored Nicotine Gum. Real flavors, like cherry, orange, doublemint, and juicy-fruit. (this was in 1995 - I should have sought a patent.) A beautiful product that gets you off smoking (that's how I got my term papers done), while at the same time, forms a strong addiction that keeps the customer coming back.

3. Remember "Refresh" gum? The gum with the liquid center? I wanted to market a communion wafer with a grape-juice liquid center. No more drips, no awkward little cups, no crumbs, no mess. Also, because of the combination of both, it would cut back on the time-factor (pass the tray/pass the cup).

I tell ya, if I ever listened to myself, I'd be wealthy.

[crispini]

27. LOL. A communion wafer with a grape-juice liquid center?

OMG! That's too, too funny! Great ideas, all three, but the third is by far the funniest. :thumbsup:

[crispini]

29. Mercury Retrograde 3/19

wasn't somebody in this group saying something about this?

http://www.cynthianovak.com/

Merucury Goes Retrograde on the 19th: Not so bad this time. Happy
Venus and Mars keep humor up and form an antidote for annoyance. We are all so glad that Mars has pulled away from Saturn, little ol' communication snags are child's play. Enjoy some time for mental discipline and quiet. The retrograde lasts 3 weeks.

Passion and love are in their favorite places. Mars enters Capricorn and Venus enters Pisces: Find the Capricorn and Pisces house in your Vedic chart. There you have the opportunity for love and money while you pursue them with good will. This is strong from the 15th until the end of April.
Enjoy.