KOEB 7/26/06 Keith Yoo Hoos a Friend!!

[ralps]

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

1. Yoo Hoo!

Hi, ralps!

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy, I'm going to leave at around 7:30 central time for my meeting

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

6. Have a nice meeting, ralps. n/t

[RevCheesehead]

3. Yoo-Hoo!

BTW, "Aunt YooHoo" was one of Chuckles the Clown's characters. She would see someone and wave "yoo-hoo!", then turn around and bend over, where the words "The End" were written. Murray thought it would be a fitting way for Chuckles to be buried.

:hi:

[ralps]

8. Hi RevCheesehead, LOL :spray:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[Patsy Stone]

9. It would have been, too.

:hi:

[ralps]

4. I hope the killing of the UN observers really pisses off the UN!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[rusty charly]

5. "after struggling for hours...

they realized the US was in the room, nothing would get done"

[Patsy Stone]

7. And, there you have it.

:hi:, rc!

[rusty charly]

10. Patsy. Stone.

pats. puh...

:hi:

[ralps]

11. Hi rusty charly

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[rusty charly]

13. RALPS!

:hi:

[rusty charly]

12. OT: Peter is cute.

[Patsy Stone]

14. OT: You're right.

:thumbsup:

[WolverineDG]

15. "Is the US losing credibility on the world's stage?"

In one word, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:hi: ralps & everyone!!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

18. Can I get a "Hell YEAH!"

So, so sad. :hi:, Wolvie!

[ralps]

22. Hi WolverineDG, Hell Yes!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[rusty charly]

16. whether the US is losing credibility?

whether? WHETHER??!!

this was like a question on tweety's turd-show: "should israel protect lebanese civilians?"

are either of these questions debatable?

[Patsy Stone]

17. Rita's EXCLUSIVE with the fainting Miss Universe.

Really? A beauty queen fainted? STOP THE PRESSES!

:eyes:

[WolverineDG]

58. Having seen some Miss Universe wanna-bes in my gym

(we're so "lucky" that we get the Miss Texas-USA pageant here), I'd say this chick should EAT SOMETHING!!!

YMMV, of course.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

102. Exactly!

Get that woman a bacon cheeseburger, STAT!

[rusty charly]

19. front page of the week

[RevCheesehead]

23. Oy.

I am so embarassed to be a citizen.

[rusty charly]

35. blessings, rev.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

37. Thanks.

I can use all the blessings I get. Literally. O8)

[bunny planet]

20. Hi

I can't bare to watch without Keef being there (sorry Brian, you really do a good job) but just wanted to say hello to everyone.
:hi:

I am a very bad KOEB, I forgot to watch KO on Leno too. Was it great. I love seeing his profile when he's on the couch.
Did he talk about his feud with O'Loofah?

[ralps]

25. Hi bunny planet, Keith was great & they are going to show some of

last night's Tonight show with Keith. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bunny planet]

27. oh I better go back upstairs and watch then!!!

Thanks Ralps

[RevCheesehead]

36. Hi, Thumper!

We had a late-night EDV meeting during the show:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=53388&mesg_id=53388

And the answer is "yes."

I think I'm calling him BrillOLoofah from now on. :evilgrin:

[bunny planet]

38. Wow, worthy of the TeeVee hall of fame, right up there with Ed Ames

throwing the tomahawk on Carson. This I've gotta see.
Hi Rev!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

21. Brian's looking a bit brighter tonight, isn't he?

I guess the MIB comment got through. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

61. Looks like he stole THE gray suit, though

PAWS OFF THE GRAY SUIT, BRIAN!! :grr:

;)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

I'm even more convinced...

That there's a central wardrobe where someone pulls something off the rack and says "44 long? Here ya go."

[Patsy Stone]

68. There is only one gray suit.

You're right. But it looks better on Brian.

[RevCheesehead]

73. And best on John Dean.

[Patsy Stone]

78. Aw...

:loveya:, John.

[rusty charly]

24. condi has picked up chimpy's "uh"s, "duh"s, and "er"s

because she can't even fake it now

(i want pat buchanan on again tonight)

[RevCheesehead]

26. Me, too, rusty...

sigh - this world is bizarre. I actually want to hear Pat.

[rusty charly]

28. i don't want to start a feud here, but

i just can't buy this "we must stand by all of israel's actions, regardless"

and israel didn't start this, when, i think, the consensus in the world now, is they did.

[WolverineDG]

108. It all depends upon where you believe

those 2 soldiers were when kidnapped by Hezbollah. The very earliest reports said they were captured inside Lebanon.

dg

[bleever]

29. Yoo hoo!

What? What?

:)

:hi: everone.

[RevCheesehead]

32. Hi bleever.

How's your lung today? :hi:

[bleever]

41. S'okay. Got stepped on a few times

before someone picked it up.

Rinsed it off, tucked it back in; seems good to go.

Also: didn't pass a chicken, so it could have been worse.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

43. Speaking of chicken plotzing....

has anyone seen Seito lately? I miss her and her smileys.

[Patsy Stone]

45. And crispi.

Where's she gotten off to? Damn do-gooder. :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

47. I still think she's with Boyd of the Jungle....

or whatever the hell his name was. ;)

[Patsy Stone]

57. Oh, right!

There's a loser/weirdo I'd completely forgotten about.
:rofl:

[bleever]

85. Crispi, come home!

We're worried about you!

:(

[ralps]

34. Hi bleever

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

42. Happy Wednesday, ralps.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

75. Hey!

I see you're not dead yet. I almost wrote you off. Literally, I almost wrote you off.

EXEUNT

:hi:

[bleever]

80. I saw that.

Don't make me go all Whirly Girl on yer ass!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

84. oooof!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

97. I planned specifically

to stay away from burning Viking longboats. Actually, now that I think about it, that's a good life lesson too.

[RevCheesehead]

30. So what is Ambassador Scrubbing Bubble saying in all of this?

I've been off the boards today and out of the news loop.

[bunny planet]

31. He wore the GDB suit on Leno

Oy!

[Patsy Stone]

39. That's so sad.

And the too bright purple tie. :hi:, bun!

[bunny planet]

40. He's messing with us.

He can't possibly like that combination. He's just being contrary.

[rusty charly]

33. did he just say condi has a HARD JOB?

like we didn't create this disaster?

i liked colbert's angle of condi saying she didn't want a peace unless it was a permanent peace, which was about as likely as leading jimmy hoffa out of israel on a unicorn.

[rusty charly]

44. they should just stay away from coultergeist

especially this non-story

[ralps]

46. Good Night you all, Have a great day tomorrow!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

48. Bye, ralps!

:hi:

[bunny planet]

49. Omg, she is worse than she was before.

This story is just beyond sad.

[RevCheesehead]

51. she looks just awful.

And did you notice: NO RESPONSE at the reading of the verdict.

I hope to hell she can get the help she so desperately needs.

Who the hell is this analyst? Nancy Grace Lite?? :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

50. "How could she not be crazy?"

That's an excellent question, Brian.

[WolverineDG]

52. THOSE WERE NOT THE SAME FACTS!!

The persecutors prosecutors in the first Andrea Yates trial put on an expert WHO LIED & said Andrea Yates must have seen an episode of Law & Order regarding the same scenario. The producers of the show said that was wrong & no such show had ever been produced, much less shown. It's amazing what prosecutors can get away with!! :grr:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

55. This legal chick belongs on FOX.

Or Hardball.

I think if Keith were here, we wouldn't be hearing this crap.

[rusty charly]

53. a nancy grace wannabe, here?

[RevCheesehead]

59. jinx!

She is vile, isn't she?

[rusty charly]

72. totally

and to be played by patty lupone in the musical version of her life

[RevCheesehead]

74. LOL!

Good choice.

[bunny planet]

54. Is this woman disputing that she was insane.

And why, why, why is she going over this gruesome testimony step by step. This is a judgemental woman Brian is interviewing.

[RevCheesehead]

63. Now I know why she is a "former" prosecutor.

She's so disappointed there isn't blood.

[bunny planet]

65. Wow, that was really disquieting.

This is why I don't watch much teevee. There seem to be a lot of these kind of talking heads out there.

[Patsy Stone]

70. Court TV

Must have a lot of time to fill.

[RevCheesehead]

71. And TV producers are convinced that this is what we want to see.

Look at all the other so-called news shows. She is with Side A. Tonight, Brian was both Side B and the voice of reason. Pretty tough to interview a one-trick pony.

[bunny planet]

56. This woman is awful.

I'm hating this segment.

[Patsy Stone]

60. Ann Coulter with another "Postcard From the Edge"

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

66. Hon, she fell off that edge ages ago.

But if she still wants to send postcards, maybe the next one can be from hell?

[bunny planet]

62. Anne must know, she's got that latent adam's apple.

[WolverineDG]

67. She's just pissed

because Big Dog didn't make a pass at her. :rofl:

dg

[bunny planet]

69. He said 'get your bony ass out of here'.

[RevCheesehead]

81. my favorite line!

from Working Girl.
Harrison:loveya:Ford

[bunny planet]

87. It's the best line isn't it.

[Patsy Stone]

99. If I may offer two others for consideration?

"Sometimes I dance around the living room in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Nevah will."

"Six THOUSAND dollars? It's not even leathah!"

[RevCheesehead]

106. And let's not forget:

"I am not steak. You can't just order me."

[WolverineDG]

109. Can I get you anything? Kwafee, tea, me? ::wink::

Joan Cusack totally steals that movie. :)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

111. I absolutely adored her in "In and Out."

"FUCK BARBRA STREISAND - - AND YOU!!" :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

114. How about Addams Family Values?

"I wanted Ballerina Barbie. They bought me MALIBU Barbie! That's not who I WAS!"

:rofl:

I also love her nearly wordless performance as the girl in the neck brace in Sixteen Candles. Classic.

[WolverineDG]

115. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES

I SAT THROUGH 'FUNNY LADY'??????

:rofl:

Although my favorite part was where the model girlfriend is confronted with the rotary-dial phone. :rofl:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

120. Or when Tom Sellick says to her, "I've had a really bad day."

"EXCUUUUSE ME????" (complete with dagger scowl)

"OK - you win."

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

112. "Let's give her a shout, shall we?"

I :loveya: Joan.

[WolverineDG]

116. "Oh look, Valium

In the convenient economy size."

:)

Too bad I've only seen this movie a million times.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

117. "I've indicated

that I'm receptive to an offer. I've cleared the month of June. And I am, after all, me."

Really, just one of the best movies.

[bunny planet]

119. I love her too

but I really LOVE her brother.
He and Jack Black were so good in High Fidelity they made me forget the original Nick Hornby book (which I adore) was set in London.
:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

121. Didn't dear John

(:loveya::loveya:) just admit he has/had a stalker?

I've always wanted to have them both over for dinner. Also, Olympia Dukakis. I have a list. Carol Kane, Andrea Martin...

[bunny planet]

123. Andrea Martin!!!!!

:loveya:
I am so coming to that dinner.
But she has to either dress up like Edith Prickley........ or the Word Fairy.

[Patsy Stone]

126. It was... MY TWIN!

How about as Pirini Scleroso? With the babooshka?

[Patsy Stone]

122. Jack Black

"It's my Monday morning tape! What?? No! I can't make it go any higher!"

Also faboo in School of Rock. Just an adorable movie. Hey! With Joan Cusack!

[bunny planet]

124. Have you seen Nacho Libre yet?

Not up there with the best, but lots of giggles and a few guffaws.
Orange County, another classic Jack Black performance. The man is definitely not afraid to look ridiculous.

My new pudgie love is Jay McCarroll from the first season Project Runway. Talented and very funny. I love that show, and it starts in three minutes.

xoxox

[Patsy Stone]

125. Ooh.

Thanks for the Proj. Runway. tip. I love Tim Gunn. "Carry on."

No, I haven't seen Nacho Libre, but it's on the list.

[RevCheesehead]

77. roflol!

Yup. Or as we used to say, "takes one to know one."

[bunny planet]

82. She's a man baby.

[RevCheesehead]

86. she's a freak of nature.

Not just the body. But the mouth without a brain. How do they do that?

[bunny planet]

89. Meanwhile newspapers are dropping her like a hot rock.

InAnnity indeed, say isn't there some joke in there about Anne and Hannity, never mind.

[RevCheesehead]

92. If not, there ought to be.

:)

[rusty charly]

64. oh, just tossing her blond mane

the rampant promiscuity of homosexuality that she learned from matt drudge?

oy.

she's all over the frickin' dial.

thanks, tweety, for nothin'...!

oy!

and then a repeat plug for the GD show.

oy.

[bunny planet]

76. I'm sorry, that waxen Shiloh Jolie Pitt is just creepy.

I think Brangelina is going off the deep end, too much Namibian sun.

[bunny planet]

79. Hey, wax is my painting medium and its not inherently creepy.

It's just creepy at Madame Tussauds.

[bleever]

93. My sister uses wax too.

Very expressive in the right hands.

[Olney Blue]

83. Hi ralps and everyone!

[RevCheesehead]

88. Olney!

It's about time you got here! :hi:

[Olney Blue]

105. I know- its been crazy at work this week.

But even if I don't make it to post, I still read the thread.

Nice to see you!

[RevCheesehead]

90. May I be catty for a moment?

I thought hearing the "Countdown" theme played by the Tonight Show Orchestra was just plain pitiful.

Even Beethoven was rolling in his grave at that.

[bunny planet]

94. oooooh, glad I missed that.

Guess I'll have to hear it in a minute anyway.

[RevCheesehead]

96. Lucky you.... you missed it again! n/t

[bunny planet]

91. Yes Brian, there is a chance I missed KO on Leno last night even though

you promoted it all week. That's because I didn't watch the show all week because Keith was not on.

[RevCheesehead]

95. Why does that remind me of the babysitter saying,

your mom's going to be home in a couple of hours?

[rusty charly]

98. audience likes the hitler joke

and the vampire joke

knockin' em out of the park, as we say in "the show business"

[RevCheesehead]

100. Ouch. I did not need to hear Rita say "yoo-hoo."

I need to pour acid in my ears now.

[Patsy Stone]

107. Isn't that redundant?

That was an aural acid wash.

[RevCheesehead]

110. So what's a good aural alkaline?

Or should I just use Johnson's baby shampoo?

[Patsy Stone]

113. I was thinking something

deep and soothing. Maybe you have a book of poetry, or some Dickens, you need read?



:loveya::loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

118. Ohh! Patrick!!!

Hey, there's also you-know-who, who supposedly has a deep, soothing voice. (yea, I said VOICE.)

[bunny planet]

101. Rita the Ghoul is in her element. She can now talk about Andrea Yates

ad nauseum and really elevate the discussion about what happened.

[rusty charly]

104. and good thing there's nothing else going on

IN THE WORLD!

[bunny planet]

103. Yeah, the Leno clip was great.

The salute with ShrillO's mask on was priceless, and got a bigger audience on Leno than it otherwise might have.

I love it.