Anybody for a KOEB commando raid on MSNBC world ...

[Gogi]

headquarters so we can destroy these Oddball tapes? L'Affaire Oddball! They came, they saw, they destroyed! I now have an earworm courtesy of the whistling contest segment. KO, honey, I'll make a deal with ya, never show that Japanese game show segment again and I'll send you $100.00. Never show the whistling guy ever again and I'll send you $1,000.00! Never mention TomKat again, well, I don't what I would send to your producers because that would be priceless. :puke:

Here are some people, who, in my humble opinion, are past their sell by date:
Michael Federline
Michael Jackson
Liza Minnelli
and that guy who's suing her (See, can't even remember his name.)
Rush Limbaugh (Hey, Rush, this native Missourian says your time is up! Notice how the President has'nt called lately?)
The Big Giant Head (Got news for you blowhard, more than half your audience is composed of people looking for a good laugh. I've also noticed your viewership is'nt increasing. How's come you never mention that?)
TomKat
Senator Rick Santorum (R-sexually depraved)
Senator Christopher Bond (R-MO)(Fathead!)
Senator Trent Lott (R-MS hair helmet)
Representative Tom Delay (R-Boss Hog)
Karl Rove (Yesterday's Man)
MO Governor Matt Blunt (R-future one termer)
OJ Simpson
:puke:

[RevCheesehead]

1. You forgot the Runaway Bride.

Let her go and live in peace.

[Gogi]

2. Yes, definitely her!

Jennifer Wilbanks, go in peace (and never darken my tv again!) But <sigh>
I am one person and cannot cover all bases, forgot Joan and Melissa Rivers, too.

[RevCheesehead]

3. That's why we need each other, Gogi.

I appreciate your snarkitude. I am your humble servant. :)

[Berry Cool]

4. Hey, this could be sort of like Keith's "Save the Tapes Fund"

for Andrea Mackris...except in this case WE would be donating a whole lot of money in return for having the tapes DESTROYED. Or at least updated!

I mean, come on! Doesn't that guy who can pull motor vehicles with his, ahem, male part belong in the Hall of Legends? I don't mean, show a video of him and rerun the old dated Hall of Legends video. I mean, ADD HIM TO THE VIDEO. It's like, that thing was made back in June, and since then Keith has just been rerunning it anytime he runs across someone new doing something weird.

It's definitely time for all the old Oddball video to go. Last night was the last straw! Time for a revolution! KOEB'ers of the world, unite! Remember the doctors on "M*A*S*H" who revolted against the food because they'd eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish? Well, we've viewed a river of crab overlords and an ocean of Bubba the Lobster (yes, Bubba!) WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE! WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE!

[RevCheesehead]

5. We have nothing to lose but our cookies!

Wait - er, - whatever. :silly:

Keith - you know it's gone overboard if even BERRY is complaining. I mean, buddy, wake up and smell the roses.*

Of course, we could be bitching about him taking yet another vacation day. So, it's either live, recycled Keith, or live Alison with recycled Keith.

* I saw this in a LTTE many years ago, and :rofl: It was really hard to take the content of said letter very seriously.

[SharonRB]

7. I think we need to do a field trip to Secaucus when we're

in NY.

[Berry Cool]

9. Keith could get MUCH higher ratings than he probably got last night,

and without doing any more work than last night, if he'd simply taken me up on this idea:

STRIP NEWS QUIZ!!!!

It would be a live call-in show. Viewers would get to dial in (with Monica answering the phone, sorry) and ask Keith questions about the news events of the past year. Each time Keith failed to answer a question correctly, he'd have to remove an article of clothing. Mistress Monica would ensure that he did so whenever required.

The quiz would last for the entire hour. That way, we'd be sure to get him down past his glasses, watch, shoes, socks, French cufflinks, jacket and suspenders.

Come on, Keith! Let's see you give O'Reilly the first ratings scare of his life!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

on edit: It just occurred to me that...well now...THIS would REALLY be a "commando raid"!

[SharonRB]

6. And, as bad as I feel for her family,

Natalee Holloway stories have to go, too, unless they actually find her alive and well.

[Berry Cool]

8. Heh, at least Keith didn't do too many of those.

Dave Barry has a hilarious end-of-year column in which he covers the news events of the past year, and periodically through the whole thing he mentions that whatever the news event, Greta Van Susteren will be sure to let you know how it affects the Natalee investigation!