A Practical Proposal for the KOEB Clubhouse: Bay Airs

[RevCheesehead]

This post began as a concern for Berry's well-being, seeing as how she is prone to swooning and falling. I suggested that she would be fine, if we finally opened our doors to the Bay Airs and their cubs.

Here is my proposal:

We pack the clubhouse with Bay Air rugs. LIVING Bay Air rugs... we just let them in to frolick, or just hibernate in the room in front of the fireplace. When Berry goes "swoon", we push a sleeping Bay Aire beneath her, and she cushions her fall.




It's a practical idea. The Bay Airs can blog the show when we're busy:



They can fetch ice for the bar:


They can tuck us in when we fall asleep:


They'll eat up the leftover holiday candy:


They can help with the cooking, and do the dishes:



And, of course, they can frolick on the clubhouse trampoline:

and make sure we get our exercise, too:

[crispini]

1. LOL! How creative!

:woohoo: :yourock:

[Botany]

2. I am good with it.

[WolverineDG]

3. works for me! n/t

[Botany]

4. Rev can the Bay Airs bring along thier friends to the clubhouse?

A large male bay air and friend are pictured here watching Crispini on an estrogen high.



Watching from the edge of the woods 2 good friends laughed as Crispini went into a rage
when her picnic partner saw her cuffs in the basket and ran away into the woods. Crispini
kept trying to lure the scared man back to her but with out any luck.

"See, I throw the cuffs into the lake. Come on back love buns." Said a frustrated Crispi.

"No way and what about the whips, leather outfits, spurs, and harnesses? You going to
pitch them too?"

"Oh those things? Come on back and we will talk." She said that as she loaded her new cross bow with a tranq. dart.

[Berry Cool]

5. Are you kidding? I want Bay Airs for my APARTMENT!

If they can do all these things, I need them here! They are better than Michael Jackson's monkey maids!

However, if I may respectfully observe, I do not really think Bay Airs are the best thing to use to break my falls when I swoon.

I feel that when I swoon, it would be best for someone to push Keith underneath me to break my fall.

That would be a much better place in which to find myself than atop a large, claw-bearing, angry creature.

And then maybe I wouldn't have to do nothing but swoon.

Just a thought.

[Botany]

6. They can watch out as men bath ....

A watch Bay Air keeping the cuff love girl away.

[crispini]

7. Hey!

That dude's in more danger from that bear than he is from ME! :rofl:

[Botany]

8. Actually he is in very little danger from the Bay Air

Remarkable work with Black Bears ..... they pose very little danger to people.

http://www.bear.org/SlideShows/HowDangerous/Slide_01.html

But they "Watch Bay Air" is keeping the swimming hole safe for all men.
Because an EDV on the hunt w/ cuffs and tranq darts = :scared:

Texas Trollops =

[Botany]

9. A mother Bay Air warns her cub about EDVs

[RevCheesehead]

10. Hey, Cuddles -

Apparently, Miss Stephanie (she will be yours :loveya:), has her eyes set on another target. I heard her refer to Russ Feingold as her future husband. AND, she was shamelessly flirting with John Conyers.

She'd certainly make a good EDV, wouldn't she?


Hi, Steph! :hi: :loveya:

[Botany]

11. Hey if she makes John happy .....

..... and if John Conyers goes after and gets bush/cheney for their crimes ..... he can have her.
He is sweet on her too. You can hear it in his voice. Although, I think he is married and in his
70s.

Besides she said on her show today that she has to tickle her butt to pee. Way too much info.

[RevCheesehead]

12. Yeah, I heard that, too.

You really should ask her if she keeps the door closed when she does that. (I have an excellent memory for quirky details, Bot.) ;)

But Russ?
Does this mean she has given up on Keith?? :bounce:

[gkhouston]

13. honey, she gave up on Keith long ago.

Surely you haven't forgotten that detail whilst remembering Botany's decided preference for firmly closed bathroom doors? She said Keith was "so last week" about the time she started crushing on Sean Hannity, referring to him as a hunk of man-meat or something else equally nauseating. It put Botany off her for at least two-and-a-half days.

[WolverineDG]

14. more like 2 1/2 hours

;)

and she's back to listing him as one of her future husbands. :hi: steph!!!

dg

[crispini]

15. Steph is definitely one of us.

Crushing on everything cute and Democratic. You go girl! Well, except for the Hannity thing. But I think she's knocked that off. I hope.

[RevCheesehead]

16. Well, Crispi....

All I can say is, we all have our own fetishes, don't we? :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

17. And except for the Keith thing.

Keith is avowedly NOT Democratic. Just ask him. Of course, he's not Republican either, thank goodness.