KOEB -- 10/13/05: Oh, Scotty... Oh, Georgie...

[Patsy Stone]

It's the look that says, "Ick!" It's the suit that says, "Yum!"

Let us all bask in the glow of incisive questions; pithy, pointed comments, and, last but not least, snark!

:loveya::loveya:

[SharonRB]

1. LOL -- I started an early one, too

I'll go cancel mine.


The trickle is turning into a downpour -- I had MSNBC on all day and they're talking about leakgate non-stop now.

[Patsy Stone]

2. All day is right

The Scotty story and the staged event with *. Not a good day in Bushworld. Too bad... :)

[SharonRB]

10. Did you hear when he tried to be funny

He told some soldier they looked familiar and then he said "I probably look familiar to you, too." Or something like that. So funny I forgot to laugh.

[Patsy Stone]

12. Such an ass...

All the soldiers are "fielding the questions, huh? OMG. Really, between all the footage from today, it's enough to make you nauseous. The gall of Scotty telling Helen that she needed to understand war? Oh, NO!

[SharonRB]

14. They just played that segment.

Sounded just as dumb the second time around.

[Berry Cool]

46. And BOOM goes the dynamite!!!!

Right from the start!

:nuke:

KO is en fuego and thanks to the Bush Follies, Countdown has become the best comedy show on television!

:hi: all and see you later!

[tulsakatz]

119. every day is a new adventure for these guys!

It amazes me how, every day these guys come up with new ways to screw up!!

[SharonRB]

120. Welcome to the KOEB, tulsakatz

and welcome to DU!

[tulsakatz]

169. thanks!

I love Keith Olbermann..........I never miss his show!!

Actually, I've been at DU for awhile but I just found this particular group........thanks for the welcome.

[SharonRB]

175. We're here at the same time, same station every night

Feel free to join us anytime.

[Patsy Stone]

123. More spectacularly...

How it's all coming apart so rapidly!

Nice to see you here!

[RevCheesehead]

133. Hi, tulsakatz!

Nice to have you join us! :hi:

[tulsakatz]

172. thanks RevCheesehead

I'm glad I found this group!

[Patsy Stone]

178. You can just call her Rev.

Or Cheese. Or Cheesy Rev. Or Rev. with Cheese. :)

[WolverineDG]

180. or pope cheesy

:) she's cool with all those. :)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

185. LOL. That's Merh's favorite.

I was promoted one night, having given her sage religious advice, with snark. :)

[Berry Cool]

138. Welcome!

Can you believe it...they even STEPPED ON EACH OTHERS' LINES!!! :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

3. hiya pats!

:hi:

here, have some :popcorn: & shoot me a drink so we can go ::clinkies:: and enjoy the show.

dg

[SharonRB]

4. Hi, DG

[WolverineDG]

31. hey sharon

c'mon over here & sit on the couch w/me & pats....bring a glass for the wine & have some :popcorn: on me. ::clinkies::

dg

[SharonRB]

34. I'd love to for the few more minutes I'll be here.

I'm going to watch W&G at 8:30, but will be back at commercials.

Pass the popcorn!

[Patsy Stone]

5. Absolutely

Feet up on the coffee table and hoping I'm not nudged at an inopportune moment.

:hi: Clinky! Here you go

[bleever]

11. Grabbing my biggest mug.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Mug shot? :) n/t

[bleever]

112. Yup:

[Patsy Stone]

128. I'll take one from Column A

and one from Column B, please.

[WolverineDG]

122. ::clinkies:: thanks! n/t

[SharonRB]

6. Hey, didn't you predict the orange tie?

[WolverineDG]

53. yup, i sure did

:evilgrin:

dg

[Berry Cool]

144. My favorite suit again.

....*pleasured sigh*...

[WolverineDG]

183. yes it's a dark one

so he looks fine. :)

dg

[bleever]

7. Yikes! Tweety said it was time for the Abrams report,

hosted by Nora O'Donnell!

The horror!

Glad it was Tweety's mistake.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

9. Already watched it earlier

and it was as bad as you'd imagine. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

8. Today at the White House:

according to KO: "It went from worse to hide under a table!"

[Patsy Stone]

15. "I like youse!" says the poor guy. Here's Scotty!

Dana Milbank coming up.

[bleever]

19. I saw this live, and it was pretty dang funny.

At the end, someone yelled, "We still like you, Scott!"

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

23. LOL

The clip on the front page of DU is great. It's a montage of the whole setup and the comments afterwards. Ah... It is good.

[bleever]

39. I saw that. liveoaktx has been putting up great stuff.

And hopefully my family won't interrupt me til Rita's face appears.


:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

44. Lovin' this Dana Milbank interview.

Keith, "I felt personally sorry for George W. Bush." LOL!

[bleever]

50. "Sank you for anything. I like youse."

:rofl:

[bettyellen]

64. Poor sap. I wonder what K rations they bribed them with....

[WolverineDG]

125. probably body armor

if that weren't so true, it might be funny..... :evilfrown:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

184. Ouch

It's sad, but true.

[Patsy Stone]

221. Just watched it again. It was "We love ya, Scott!"

And the guy said it like he really wanted to say, "What an a-hole you are!" Then he just kept laughing maniacally as Scotty walked away.

:rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5056684

[RevCheesehead]

16. "Like watching the Jesse Ventura Show."

:rofl: Snarking from the beginning!

Hi, everyone! :hi:

[Greylyn58]

17. Howdy All

Can I say at this very moment I feel like puking. I loath this man and can't even stand to hear his voice. I have the tv muted until Keith begins speaking again.

And how creepy are these grinning idiot soldiers??? Jeez!!! And just how stupid is Simple Scotty?? Never mind don't answer that.

Hope everyone is doing well. :hi: to all.

[Patsy Stone]

24. Hi, Greylyn!

Nice to see you. Yes. :puke:

[noamnety]

97. So who is the woman soldier?

What an odd *coincidence* that Bush and she had met before at some other event.

[Patsy Stone]

102. Good question, Fern.

:hi: Nice to see you.

[SharonRB]

108. Hey, lw

Long time no see. Nice to see you.

[bleever]

141. Hi fern. And I don't think he'd ever seen the woman before.

Like all his intimacy, it's faked up on whatever pretext presents itself.

:hi:

[noamnety]

211. The woman confirmed it, I thought

Wouldn't that be pretty weird to say "yep, that was me" if you hadn't?

(and hey, hi everyone!)

[bettyellen]

18. omigod, A REAL REPORTER!!! who is that in the press room?

[SharonRB]

20. Hi, bettyellen

:hi:

[bettyellen]

25. Hi Sweetie! Hi Bleever! How are you guys? I am LOVING this tonight!!!

damn i got to find a feed on the whole press conference.
how can he smile?

[SharonRB]

28. He's such a moran

I half watched the Shrub show and the press conference today, but I was so busy doing work that I didn't pay much attention. They're both wilder than I thought.

[bettyellen]

38. I love it, cause this is all he's had to offer the people- photo -ops, and

maybe this will open the Katrina can-of worms. cruelest photo ops ever. someone should do a week long expose on his "Ops" .

[bleever]

21. Hi, BE! Another great night at the circus.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

27. Hiya, betty!

It is, it is, a glorious thing. :)

[bettyellen]

30. i walked in the door, refreshed the latest a thread said it was "Must See"

and they weren't kidding. :)
bloodbath in the pressroom, yeeee haw!

[Patsy Stone]

36. If you haven't seen the clip from last night's Countdown

that's a must too. :hi:

[bettyellen]

42. which clip? i watched most of it, haven't seen scotty in action for a

while. what did i miss?

[SharonRB]

43. It's the clip of KO's whole concidence story

If you saw Countdown, you saw it.

[bettyellen]

54. LOVED IT! HE'S ON FIRE THIS WEEK! even if he learned about Millers history

with Fitz (the mosque debacle) from NPR this week and not here at DU 6 weeks ago, like he should have.

[bettyellen]

22. holy shit, thanks allison barber!!! fecking idiots!!!!

[bleever]

26. Never seen Scotty so snotty and defensive, insulting the press corps.

Bad idea to pick on them as they're getting fiestier.

[RevCheesehead]

29. The condescending smirk was the kicker for me.

It was almost like he was daring them to challenge him.
:think: A Duel!

[SharonRB]

32. I think you have to have that smirk in order to work for this

administration. You know, in the image of their creator.

[RevCheesehead]

35. Then he is their god, isn't he?

*sigh* So it's come down to idolatry.

Happy YK - if there is such a greeting! :hi:

[SharonRB]

37. It's not really happy, but thanks!

[bleever]

59. Is there a proper greeting at Yom Kippur? "Hope the atoning goes smooth"?

Of course, Catholics don't say "Happy Ash Wednesday", so maybe I already know.

[SharonRB]

63. Have an easy fast.

[Patsy Stone]

71. Which I did.

Because I didn't. :)

[SharonRB]

73. Me, too

Slept until after 9:30 and then ate at about 1:30.

[RevCheesehead]

76. Then what can I get you, Patsy?

Fried chicken? A bowl of pretzels?

[Patsy Stone]

79. A French Dip, please.

Mmm. :hi:, Cheese! Another faboo night on Countdown, even with the baseball. :)

[RevCheesehead]

83. I'm looking forward to seeing it again!

I missed part of the show - got a call from Wisconsin Citizen Action. They got me for another donation. :)

Umm...French Dip. There's a joke there somewhere.
Freedom Dip? Stewing in their own au jus?

[Patsy Stone]

89. LOL

Very good. It's a classic, the French Dip. I guess it's another thing which brands me as a liberal -- even considering the viability of a sandwich which references the French in any way. :)

[Berry Cool]

152. Don't forget the redundant

"with au jus."

Aka, "with with juice."

[RevCheesehead]

161. Or like the tv commercials:

"with fresh au jus."

Also on my favorites list: The Hardee's Ads with Tommy Smothers, promoting "New Hardee's Biscuits - made from fresh scratch." And yes, he had an evil glint in his eye. He knew exactly what he said!

[Patsy Stone]

Or the redundancy

of "French Dip" -- AKA "Dippy Dip".

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

182. So all this time, they've been serving me

"Dippy-Dip with with juice"?

[Patsy Stone]

189. LOL.

You didn't hear?

[Berry Cool]

150. Ah, the baseball brought back fond memories for me.

1998. Chuck Knoblauch pointing at a ball running down the first-base line, yelling that it was OUT OF PLAY, while the Indians continued to run merrily around the bases. Hysterical.

Ol' Chuck was never quite the same after that. Made him a little loopy. From then on he started doing wild things like mis-throwing the ball and hitting people's mothers in the head.

I get all warm inside just thinking about that incident...so long as I forget about the AL series that took place afterward, aka "The Red Sox Bloodbath." :scared:

[Berry Cool]

140. Every time someone puts Puffy on the spot

he starts giving that insincere teeth-bared grin. The one that's supposed to make him look friendly, but you know all his thoughts at the time are "F you."

[Greylyn58]

33. Is Simple Scotty becoming just as

repeatative and stupid with his responses as his boss? I think so. I hate listening to him as much as I do Shrub!!! I want to slap that creepy, kool-aid drinking smile off his face everytime he opens his mouth.

Aaaaarrrgggghhhh!!!

[RevCheesehead]

40. Can you get Sheridan to bite him in the ass?

Or is he more likely to lick him to death?

Nice to see ya again tonight, Grey! :hi:

[Greylyn58]

57. Hey...You wanna kill my dog????

Sheridan is a lover not a biter(Unfortunately in this case). He would lick him to death and then die of neo-con poisoning. A truly gruesome death to be sure.

So I would never put my baby in that position. :)

[RevCheesehead]

72. Good point - I didn't think of that.

Besides, I think their own stuff is biting them in the rear.

[Greylyn58]

84. Too true, my friend

and it's about damn time!!!!

Why couldn't all this have happened before the elections? We could have been basking in the light of President Kerry and VP Edwards and their oh so much better wisdom.

Instead we have Simple Scotty and his dumb-ass boss the Shrub. My kingdom for a weed-whacker!!!

[SharonRB]

86. I say that everyday

Why couldn't this have all happened a year ago?

[RevCheesehead]

88. A weed-whacker!

:spray: Another WMD, eh?

I think we needed to see how awful things could really get if we let the idiots have full control. Unfortunately, that's exactly what we got. :(

[Berry Cool]

155. And you know what? Poor Grey might get poisoned.

Dogs shouldn't eat tainted meat!

[Berry Cool]

154. BECOMING??????

Where ya been, Grey? :-) Every time he's on the spot with the press he repeats the same phrase over and over like a broken record. Either that, or he tries to frame it so as to make them look like the bad guys. Note tonight: he tried to frame it so that any criticism of the staged soldier shenanigans was interpreted as AN INSULT TO AMERICA'S FINE TROOPS!

[SharonRB]

41. The curse of Cindy Sheehan LOL!

I'm reading "Worse than Watergate" and I just finished a part where John Dean talks about how staged everything the do is. This was just one more instance.

[WolverineDG]

65. in the astrology/tarot forum

there's been a tarot reading that's been kicked around & around for a year. it predicted that the downfall of the shrubbie administration would begin with a woman represented by the Queen of Cups. there has been much speculation as to who this person is, & while initially i was thinking valerie plame, i'm now in the cindy sheehan camp. i find it interesting that the wheels on the bus started falling off when cindy set up shop in a ditch outside crawford.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

68. Very interesting

I had no idea. I couldn't believe it when Dana brought up that timing.

[SharonRB]

74. Guess we have a lot to thank Cindy for

[WolverineDG]

137. then he must be reading the

astro/tarot forum because it's been discussed at length there for quite a while.... :evilgrin:

dg

[bleever]

127. Interesting. And, I thought "The curse of Cindy Sheehan" had real

resonance.

[WolverineDG]

186. plus all the money the carlyle group & halliburton

have been raking in hands over fists is, in reality, blood money & we all know blood money is cursed....ah, gotta love it when karma finally kicks in.....

dg

[bleever]

45. Who's got a thread on the Greatest Page in the third spot?

Could it be our own Patsy Stone?

:toast:

[SharonRB]

48. Nice going, Patsy!

I knew everyone was going wild last night about KO.

[Patsy Stone]

58. Clinky!

:toast:

[Olney Blue]

Great job, Patsy! I will check it out after Keith.

:thumbsup:

[bleever]

129. Now number two!

So proud.

:patriot:

:hug:

[Patsy Stone]

132. Yes.

Snipping those paragraphs was a killer. :toast:

Lifting a finger for democracy.

[bleever]

136. You snip well. You snip very well.

Saving democracy, one finger at a time.

:patriot:

[RevCheesehead]

149. Hooray, Patsy!

And to think, I gave you the first recommendation. Kinda like the club that booked Jon Stewart, thinking "he's pretty funny." :)

[bleever]

167. Now a commanding number two! And to think that it was Cheese

that first saw the brilliance of the snipping done.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

188. Coat-tails, my friend.

That's COAT tails, not Cocktails. :P

Hey, I'll ride this post to notariety, as long as there's room. :)

[Patsy Stone]

193. There's a "moyel" joke in here somewhere...

I'm sure of it.

You know, I'm just spreading the brilliance of KO around DU whenever and wherever possible. And I do get by with a little help from my friends. :)

The props go to him for a great piece. I decided not to write him to thank him. I figured some other's had probably taken care of that.

[bleever]

199. Pats isn't paid for her work. But she does take tips!

:)

[Patsy Stone]

202. Oh...

You did not! With the Borscht Belt comedy. :)

[bleever]

208. Sorry; I need the eggs.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

190. Love that man.

You did indeed give me the first one. Thanks! :toast: TTTTB!

[RevCheesehead]

192. and occasionally chafe.

:toast:

[bleever]

201. Wasn't it a silk tie?

I mean...what are you talking about?

[RevCheesehead]

203. It's not the tie itself - it's how tightly you tie it.

Surely, I don't have to tell you that, do I?

[Patsy Stone]

210. Try a little powder.

That helps. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

217. Hey, Patsy - you're on DU's front page!

:woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

218. I attribute the success to the quality of the material

and to the company I keep. :woohoo:

[Clark2008]

47. Dana just spoke about the Blivet jaw-gnashing!

"This is clearly not a man who is enjoy himself."

:rofl:

:hi: KOEBers!

[WolverineDG]

145. Interesting observation

i deal with victims of domestic violence, & so i also have to deal with the abusers, most of whom are assholes. these jerks basically have never, ever been told "no" their entire lives & therefore have no way of coping when someone tells them "no" or things don't go the way they want. they end up acting like spoiled three year olds, getting snotty & mentally (sometimes physically) abusive, & shifting blame for their actions onto their victims.....sound like anyone we know & loathe?

:think:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

151. You hit that one squarely, DG..

He has "abuser" written all over him. Oh, maybe not an abuser to Pickles, but he certainly is no stranger to abuse, or letting go on his enemies (and I think his mom is even worse).

[WolverineDG]

177. i agree w/that

you know who i hate dealing with more than the abuser? dealing with their MOMS!!! my god, what bitches they can be!!! no matter how long their darling son's rap sheet is, he's always been the PERFECT ANGEL & the victim is no-account trash. some of the moms even say "i was beaten by his dad & i put up with it. why can't she?" :wow:

while shrubbie probably isn't a physical abuser (because there's more than one way to inflict abuse), he's got the personality markers of an abuser plus an upbringing that encouraged that sort of behavior.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

49. BTW: Twin train wrecks? LOL!

KO on the press gaggle: "Wellll... That went wellll..."

[Olney Blue]

51. Hi everyone!

:hi:


Wow, the African Americans are hating this administration. Did I hear
2% approval? Ouch!!!!!

[SharonRB]

55. Hi, Olney

I read that on DU just before the show.

Nice going, *. I'm sure his response to Katrina has a lot to do with it.

[bettyellen]

78. Hi Olney!

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

82. Hi bettyellen

I strongly agree with your sig line.

:yourock:

[bettyellen]

91. thx! i like yours too! it's nice to see new faces here, since we stopped

disrupting the big forums backin the day, there are less new KO fans. Except there are more out there on DU, huh?
Great week for Keith.
:bounce:

[Olney Blue]

103. Yes, I have been watching Keith a long time.

I mentioned somewhere on DU that I loved Keith- someone told me
about this forum, and I eventually wound up here! However, my schedule
makes it hard to post while the show is on.

Reading the clever comments here is almost as entertaining as Keith!

[SharonRB]

115. We aim to please.

[Berry Cool]

158. It's great to see you again, Olney

and all fans old and new!

[bettyellen]

214. it might have been me! lol. i shill for the group, i admit it.

it happens. :)

[Olney Blue]

215. Shill happens!

:7

[bettyellen]

216. every once in a while, i see a super enthusiastic KO post......

and i say, you know there's a proper place for that, young poster!
LOL. t

[Patsy Stone]

219. Hey, me too!

I enjoy spreadin' the KO love.

[SharonRB]

114. There are way more out on DU now, for sure

We should invite them to join us.

[Olney Blue]

126. Good idea!

[Patsy Stone]

52. 2% approval among African-Americans

with a MOE of 3% that could actually be -1%. :)

Thanks for adding that little factoid, Keef. I know I enjoyed that earlier when I read it, I guess you did too.

[bettyellen]

60. Me three, i wouldn't mind if he spazzed out and said it again.

:bounce:
It's the Post Katrina America,
and we hate your sorry ass!
:bounce:

[Olney Blue]

70. A front-page story in the WaPo today said that our Lt Gov

in Maryland, Steele, may be making inroads with the African American
community vote. He is Republican, and quite popular.

So, I was a bit surprised by this 2% approval rating of Shrub.

[RevCheesehead]

56. I liked Dana's line at the beginning:

"I'm tempted to say this is what happens following the death of Karl Rove."

Dana, for you, your first floaties ever: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

160. Dana has had GREAT snark lately.

It's like Keith bit him or something (though I hope not!).

[RevCheesehead]

165. Well, even if he did -

it was a friendly, platonic sort of bite.

[WolverineDG]

232. i think it started

when dana showed up with props one time..... :rofl: since then, i watch each segment he's in wondering what he's brought for show & tell this time.....

dg

[bunny planet]

61. Chummy McSharkbait. Unbelievable.

That interview with the soldiers, even more unbelievabler.

Dana Milbank 'Scot is a good and decent person who did the best he could in the situation.' Exsqueeze me, baking powder, he impugned the integrity of the reporters, and repeatedly catapaulted more propaganda than I thought was even possible for a pudgy little f*cktard such as he is. Can you say Scottie's a LIAR Dana.

Why oh why do we have to listen to Dana's smarmy opinion on anything. I hate it when he's on.

Wish they'd shown Snottie attacking Helen Thomas's patriotism. That was so 'good and decent' of him.

[Berry Cool]

164. Oh, half of what Dana said I think he doesn't believe.

Sort of like Rush Limbaugh, who, if he had no other sins to answer for in the next life, would STILL burn in hell if only for taking an EXCELLENT song with a GREAT riff, one that all us Ohioans can relate to, and RUINING IT FOR US FOREVER by making it his damn THEME SONG.

OK. I feel better now. *cough*

[bunny planet]

220. Still haven't forgiven Dana for his shameful 'opinion' piece about John

Conyer's efforts to hold a hearing about the Downing Street memo(s). He was dismissive and decidedly presstitudinous in his observations. He just goes where the wind is blowing, not much integrity that I can see.

[Patsy Stone]

223. I wish he'd just go ahead

and be the evil queen he wants to be. That would be much more fun.

ed: p.s.

[bunny planet]

224. you got that right Patsela.

You can even see Dana's using blush when he's knows he'll be on camera.

[bunny planet]

225. Oh yes, I've only listened to Rush once (once was enough believe me)

but when I heard one of my favorite Pretenders songs blasting out as his theme song I was furious. Can't Chryssie refuse to allow him to play it, or can't she ask her record company as a favor to her as the goddamn best rock and roll front woman of all time to do her the courtesy of denying Oxycontinhead from playing that amazing song and besmirching its veritable classic status with any association with his bloviating, lying, hate-filled program.

:rant: ok I feel better now too.

[Berry Cool]

226. I have never understood why Chrissie Hynde didn't sue Rush's ass off

rather than continue to allow him to use "My City Was Gone" as his theme song.

It's still got one of the greatest riffs in rock ever, but now I can't think of it without thinking of Rush. Which is like thinking of Bush every time you hear the Rolling Stones' "Satisfaction."

Except it's even worse if you're from Ohio because then you feel as if Rush stole something that belonged to YOU PERSONALLY and used it for his own nefarious purposes. Sort of like finding out your car was stolen and used in a kidnapping.

[RevCheesehead]

233. Actually, I think of the blivet

whenever I hear "My Sharona." :evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

62. DU's going nuts over KO again

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5054730

See you guys during commercials. I'm off to watch W&G.

[Patsy Stone]

67. I was just going to post that.

I saw at least three threads without trying.

[Patsy Stone]

66. Okay! That's a Dade County story AND a Broward County story

I'm gonna say that's a shout out. I drive out by Weston every day.

[bunny planet]

69. Dad's name .........Jim Bob

LOL
I have a cousin who named all of her kids alliteratively with J's. Nauseating IMHO. Still better than George Forman naming all the kids George, even the girls.

[Patsy Stone]

75. On a shallow note, bun-bun...

Have you seen this woman's hair? Oy. She's not yet 40, and she started having kids when she was 21. Do the math. There may be some twins in there somewhere, but still. No way! They want more too, if they're blessed.

[SharonRB]

77. There are two set of twins

But still...

[bunny planet]

106. Yeah, even in the small pic, she looked a bit frazzled, n'est ce pas?

[Patsy Stone]

110. It was the FeMullet

that got me. The big poof of hair on the top and the looooong shaggy mess behind. :)

[bunny planet]

124. Betya Jim Bob wear's a bro or a manzeer if she wears the femullet in the

family.

[Patsy Stone]

130. He has that vacant Kool-Aid look.

The Bro! LOL.

[bleever]

134. Stop! bunny! You're killin' me!

:rofl:

[bunny planet]

135. Bleever, is that you rolling on the floor and laughing out loud?

Hi:hi:

[bleever]

153. Yep. Having trouble breathing, even.

Someday, bunny, we'll get to have you here real-time, every night, without stairs.

THAT'S the kind of America *I* want to live in.

:)

[bunny planet]

157. ok, now it's my turn.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Those stairs, I've got to call the..........cable guy.

[SharonRB]

181. We'd all love to have you around more, bunny

[Berry Cool]

166. KO snarks on the 4,000-year-old noodles.

And if he thinks THOSE are old, he never saw the inside of my sainted mother's fridge.

Sorry, Mom, but you know you were guilty.

[bleever]

80. That ball was not caught.

[bunny planet]

163. just saw this, see downthread. I don't think the ball was caught

either. It hit the dirt first, mos def.

[bleever]

194. Before I could even think about it, I saw that bounce in the side view.

And from the front view, the only way that ball could be cleanly caught is if the finger side of the glove was tucked under the ball. Wasn't.

[bettyellen]

81. Dumb Question: The replay is at midnight, right?

i told my friend she had to watch and i want to make sure i'm right. :)

[WolverineDG]

90. yes, midnight eastern

11 central. mountain & pacific? you're on your own. ;)

dg

[bettyellen]

94. hey you! nice to see you again!

and thanks for the info. i have to dig up a clip of the "terror alert" coincindence story and send it to her, too.
:hi:

[WolverineDG]

148. great!!

& tell her to c'mon over to the koeb....water's fine, champagne is cool, & snark is always in season. :)

dg

[Patsy Stone]

85. Heard from Merh today.

She's doing well and says hi to everyone. She's hoping to be able to get back on line soon. She sends :hug:s and :loveya:s.

[SharonRB]

87. I'm glad she's doing okay.

What a horrible thing to have gone through.

[Patsy Stone]

93. Indeed.

She seems in good spirits. That's the most important thing.

[Berry Cool]

168. Nice for her to think of us.

Sending good thoughts in her direction!

[Olney Blue]

95. I'll bet she has quite a story to tell.....

glad to hear she is OK.

[Patsy Stone]

100. Hi, Olney

She does. She's been given temporary housing and she's getting slowly getting back to normal.

[Olney Blue]

109. Where is she? Does she have a job?

I can't imagine the frustration of living in temporary housing. Maybe she will post an update on DU somewhere. I will watch for it.

[RevCheesehead]

92. #2 Story: a shout-out to Patsy, Queen of TV Culture

Everybody, sing along!

[Patsy Stone]

96. Aw. I still think it's the Oddball stories.

But thanks for the props.

Shlemiel, Shlemazel...

[RevCheesehead]

104. Hassenpfeffer Incorporated (which means what? corporate rabbit?)

I like to think of the KOEB as the place where everybody knows your name

[Patsy Stone]

107. I always think of Bugs Bunny

when I hear Hassenpfeffer! Is it just me?

[RevCheesehead]

113. Technically, it means "Rabbit Stew."

So, I tend to go for Roger Rabbit - I wouldn't mind seeing him disappear.

[Patsy Stone]

118. Wasn't there a chef in one cartoon

who wanted to catch him and make hassenpfeffer and didn't he scream "HASSENPFEFFER!" really loud? I remember that so vividly, but I'm not sure if it was Bugs Bunny.

[RevCheesehead]

131. Could be. Bleever?

I think Bleev's the resident expert of all things Bugs Bunny. :)

[Muffstser]

143. Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit season!

The moment I saw the Bugs Bunny reference, that went zooming through my brain.

[bleever]

162. Everything I know about opera I learned from Bugs Bunny.

But I'm no expert on Bugs, but I believe that I can hear, in the back of my mind, Mel Blanc in a voice similar to Yosemite Sam's, screaming that.

But on the other hand, I trust you so much that you may have talked me into it.

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

174. So, essentially, you're putty in my hands?

Hmmm...

:think:









:evilgrin:









:rofl:

[bleever]

187. Moist towelette?

:7

[RevCheesehead]

191. Oh, no you don't...

this is too good. I am basking in the moment, toying with your future, the way a cat toys with its prey. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[bleever]

197. Yikes!!

[Berry Cool]

170. Yes, it was famous.

"COOK! COOK! WHERE'S MY HASSENPFEFFER?????"

[Patsy Stone]

195. Thanks for confirming my memory

and, to some small degree, my sanity, Berry.

[Berry Cool]

227. My pleasure

although I take credit only for confirming the memory.

The sanity is up to you. :-)

[Muffstser]

98. Home in time to see the Snoring!

Love it.

[Patsy Stone]

101. Riotous!

Hi, Muff! :hi:

[Muffstser]

139. Hiya, Patsy! How's life treating ya?

If this is the kind of snark KO gets when the Yankees are out of the playoffs, it's gotta happen more often.

[Patsy Stone]

142. Amen, sister.

All's well on this end. Loved the piece on Jossip today. :thumbsup:

[Muffstser]

147. Thanks SO much! Glad you enjoyed the Jossip piece.

Dave made one little change, but the rest of the bit is all mine. I can't help but wonder if anyone over at "Countdown" saw it? Ah, a girl can dream. :)

[Patsy Stone]

198. Well, they do have a research department, don'tcha know?

I wouldn't doubt they already have, but by now they definately have. :)

[Berry Cool]

173. It sure looks like Keith gets over baseball disappointments fast.

Then again, when you're a Yankees fan, how many do you ever really have?

[Berry Cool]

171. That was the best.

Keith was in high snark and an excellent mood tonight...having WAY too much fun on the job.

[RevCheesehead]

99. OMG - the Keith Snark is on fire!

Snoring.
Dissing "The Simple Life" as too simple for the FOX network.

Whatever got into Keith, we want more!!

[Berry Cool]

176. And then being sad because

Paris and Nicole themselves haven't been canceled! :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

205. he wasn't sad

he was snoring! ;)

dg

[Berry Cool]

228. No, he was sad

AND snoring!

[Patsy Stone]

105. VIDEO already. Thanks, liveoaktx!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5055964&mesg_id=5055964

[bunny planet]

111. Keith is adorable when he has to report the vapid entertainment news.

His snoring through the Demi/Punk wedding and the Paris/Nicole cancellation stories was perfect.

[Olney Blue]

117. He's is indeed adorable.

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

I haven't done my floaties in a while......

[Berry Cool]

179. I'll add some too.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

*sigh* Ah, it feels good to fangirl up a storm...

[bunny planet]

116. Btw, I think the ball definitely hit the ground before the glove in the

replay from center plate. The catcher should have stuck around to finish the play.

[Gogi]

159. It looked to me like the catcher put the glove on top of the ball...

when it hit the ground. It did'nt really look like he actually caught it. :shrug: But then, I'm biased having decided the White Sox are my new favorite American League team!




More floaties for KO!




:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[bleever]

206. I agree. Now let's go get some *real* pizza.

:)

[Gogi]

213. I can go for *real* pizza anytime...

as my waistline will attest! :dilemma:

[Patsy Stone]

121. I like his glasses

I like the invisible lenses. I'm not sure if these are new (to be honest I haven't been paying that much attention to the glasses), but for the record, I like 'em!

[Botany]

146. The EDVs were on the beach looking out @ Gull Bay ......

.... the dorsal fin was breaking water less then 100' from shore.
Blood was in the water ..... horrified yet w/ their eyes glued to the
water they watched it again and again with awe and delight. What
were they watching? A Blue Finned Tiger Snark attack.

Fitz was chumming the waters with seal meal and was getting the
snarks ready for a major feed. His clerk swapped Rove down in
seal blood and placed him and his chair close to the starboard edge
of the boat.

:popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

156. That's terrible, bot-bot.

That poor shark is gonna get sick - real sick. :cry:

[WolverineDG]

196. all this & a "my favorite year" shout out!

one of my favorite movies! if you haven't seen it, you should. :)

dg

[Patsy Stone]

200. My heaed snapped up when he said that

One of the best ever. :thumbsup:

[WolverineDG]

204. i was wondering for a second

how he was going to work "i'm not an actor! i'm a MOVIE STAR!" into the story, but that wasn't the line he used.... :)

dg

[Patsy Stone]

207. "Ma! He's an actor, not a river!"

Please, Aunt Sadie in the wedding dress? Too good.

[WolverineDG]

209. Carroca! Carroca!!

hmmm....i think i need to head to netflix & see if they've got it....it's been too long since i've seen it.....

dg

[Patsy Stone]

212. It's a keeper.

I have it on VHS. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

230. netflix has it!

one click to add it to my queue, another to update my queue so i'll get it next week! DONE!! :7

dg

[RevCheesehead]

222. And another night without blowing up Smurfs.

Well, watching Scottie blow up was rather entertaining. :)

[Berry Cool]

229. Scottie IS a Smurf.

Now if he'd just turn blue and...

[RevCheesehead]

234. Propaganda Smurf?

and don't forget the ever-popular Bleever Smurf:

[WolverineDG]

231. maybe tonight

we'll get to blow up some Smurfs. :evilgrin: Work off some of that pre-Fitzmas anxiety......

dg