KOEB Meeting: 06/10/09 -- DHS Was Right All Along Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all. This is another sad day for America.

[WolverineDG]

1. What a tragedy

:cry:

dg

[Berry Cool]

15. Sad indeed.

The wingnuts have the guns and they're not afraid to use them.

[RevCheesehead]

2. Hi Patsy!

The lasagna is in the oven, almost ready to serve!
:hi:

[WolverineDG]

3. on my way!

:9

:hi:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

4. Hey Wolvie!

Pick out a nice box wine on your way over, k? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

5. Delightful!

I'll be right there.

[RevCheesehead]

8. Wunnerful!

There's enough for the whole clubhouse. :toast:

[Berry Cool]

16. Wish I could come over, Rev.

We must get together.

[RevCheesehead]

22. We will!

Soon, I'll be 3 hours closer! :bounce::bounce:

[Berry Cool]

37. Hurray!!

:bounce: :bounce: Keep August well in mind.

[SharonRB]

67. Where are you moving to?

Hi, everyone!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

71. my hometown

Fort Atkinson

I still need to find a place to live.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

80. I assume that's still in Wisconsin, right?

[RevCheesehead]

88. Yup!

Just being cryptic for the lurkers. :)

[GigiMommy]

REV!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Much success in finding a great place!!!

[RevCheesehead]

112. Thanks, Gigi!

Once I'm set up, we'll have to have a house-warming party!

[Berry Cool]

102. Yeah, we all need to be careful, little eyes are prying.

Don't move next door to an abortion clinic, Rev. :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

82. Hi!

How are ya? :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

6. OMG - it's Jerry Garcia and Captain Kangaroo's love child!

:evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

9. LOL!

My first thought was Gene Shalit. :)

[RevCheesehead]

11. Or Wilford Brimley.

Suddenly, I have a craving for oatmeal. :shrug:

[Botany]

19. ah, Rev I know you believe in miracles but

http://www.decodeunicode.org/de/u+26a3/data/glyph/196x196/26A3.gif

[Berry Cool]

26. Hey Bot,

A friend's coming in from out of town in a few weeks and we're going to be going to a particular store in Columbus. What else would you recommend we do in our time there? Any particular place for dinner? (and no, it need not serve turtle soup).

I mean, besides Taco Bell??

[Botany]

35. The Happy Greek or Lavash

http://www.happygreek.com/

http://www.lavashcafe.com/

[Berry Cool]

74. Thanks for the suggestions! Both places look right up our alley!

I do have one small concern about Lavash, though. Their Web site says:

Located in Clintonville, Lávash Café brings
a unique mix of Mediterranean food, coffees
and deserts in a casual dining atmosphere.

They offer a mix of "deserts"? Must be awfully hot and dry in their dining room.

[bleever]

32. And everyone knows that Captain Kangaroo

got jiggy with Mr. Green Jeans.

[RevCheesehead]

34. Are you sure?

[bleever]

48. Or maybe

there's more going on in this photo than we suspected:

[RevCheesehead]

53. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

56. Oh no, that picture.

And I thought it was bad when Bush tried to massage Angela Merkel.

Don't tell me: Somewhere on LiveJournal, there's a Captain Kangaroo/Mr. Green Jeans slashfic group.

And something even worse just struck me: the Captain is getting the massage from Dancing Bear.

OMG, he was a furry. :scared:

[Botany]

40. I always thought it was Bunny Rabbit

[bleever]

43. Sometimes he cheated on Bunny Rabbit

by putting it on his other hand.

[Patsy Stone]

47. Oh...

:spank:

[bleever]

28. I thought it was Gene Shalit

after an icewater colonic.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

31. ...

:scared:


:rofl:

[bleever]

7. Do I recognize the woman walking with KO above?

I think I do, but I can't come up with a name.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

13. She's from CBS.

This is a still from the Sunday Morning show's profile on him.

Good find, Pats.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

14. well, the photo says cbs news, so I'm guessing

Leslie Stahl?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

17. Susan Spencer

From here: http://cnettv.cnet.com/eye-eye-keith-olbermann/9742-1_53-50014635.html

:hi:

[bleever]

24. Ding!

I recognize her now.

:hi:

[Botany]

10. WTF is matter with people?

[Berry Cool]

18. That just about sums it up, yes.

[RevCheesehead]

21. You, in your infinite wisdom,

have answered your own question.

:hug: :hi: Hi Cuddles. Have some lasagna.

[Botany]

25. Thanx

I thought of you tonight ... i had brats on the grill.

[RevCheesehead]

33. um...

thanks, I guess. :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

39. Hey, you! Stop barbecuing the neighbors' kids!

[GigiMommy]

60. Oh yum!!! Just finished eating grilled pork tenderloin with

pineapple slices over rice. :hi: (Even Cassie loved it)

[Botany]

64. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

sounds great! Cassie is gonna be an EDV .... no doubt.

[Patsy Stone]

23. And the lovely (NOT) Mark Levin -- King of the dipshits.

The world is going well, except in the damaged brains of the fundie psycho killers.

[RevCheesehead]

29. Don't forget John Ziegler.

Contessa slapped him down hard today, and ended with "cut the mike, please."

[Patsy Stone]

103. Good for her!

:toast:

[Botany]

30. the man who is in Sean's ear piece?

gotta sell the hate.

[Patsy Stone]

94. I'd hate, too

if I was that close to Sean's ear. Ewww...

[ralps]

12. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

20. Hi ralps!

And Crook...

[ralps]

27. Hi Berry Cool

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

36. "You can take it home and have it clean out the garden for you"???

What????

Is Keith comparing the Bouncy Rush Bug to an earthworm? A Garden Weasel?? :shrug:

I think even he may be wondering where that one came from.

[Patsy Stone]

41. Some small rodent.

That's what I thought of.

[PSzymeczek]

114. I was thinking

the Awesome Auger.

[RevCheesehead]

38. Hi ralps!

How's Crook tonight?
We're doing well, getting ready for some spinach lasagna. Want some?

:hi: :hug:

[ralps]

44. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

I'm having Chinese food! Yum! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

42. Hey, Carrie:

[ralps]

54. Yay!! Carrie PreJean's 15 minutes of fame are over!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RavensChick]

68. It's about time!!!

Hi, Ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

84. Hi RavensChick!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

70. One can only hope! Hi Ralps!!!!

Somehow they always end up doing TV.

[ralps]

85. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

45. A double Bay Air night?????????

Come on Keith I know you read this stuff and listen to Steph too.

[Patsy Stone]

50. He loves us.

:loveya: back, KO!

[Berry Cool]

52. Yep, once again it's double your Bay Airs, double your fun.

And then he carps about AccuWeather. Apparently because he got soaked yesterday. Ha ha. Of course, he probably meant it as an indirect plug for The Weather Channel.

Aw, Miss California lost her job. My heart's bleedin' for her.

Oh, and Keith? That Phil Spector thing was a REALLY bad pun. Just sayin'.

[PSzymeczek]

115. Hey!

WE got a quarter of an inch last night, and the monsoon doesn't officioally start until Monday!

[Patsy Stone]

46. This Phil Spector picture

had the entire office at a standstill for about an hour. I think he looks most like Mr. Filch:


Although several people voted for The Cryptkeeper, we also had one for Mr. Burns, and one for Riff Raff from Rocky Horror:

[RevCheesehead]

51. I think you're right.

He's too old to be Riff.

[GigiMommy]

49. Hello Everybody!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I wish these vicious right-wingers stop getting air time. Their vile incites these crazies.

[Patsy Stone]

58. Hi, GG!

When was the last time a Commie Pinko Leftie walked in somewhere and shot people?

:hi: to you and Miss Cassie!

[GigiMommy]

78. Hi Patsy!!! Cassie says HI too!!!

Cassie says "Today was "FUN DAY" at school and I had fun!"

(Mom notes: the kids got SOAKED with a water slide and a fire truck.)

[Patsy Stone]

105. I'm jealous of "Fun Day"

Wonderful to hear she had a great time.

[RavensChick]

55. Evening, everyone!

Yet another sad day in America, but not to worry: I was on my way to the subway way uptown after getting my knees x-rayed when I saw it on a big TV screen in a carry out. And on top of that, a powerful thunderstorm came through the DC area during rush hour so I'm glad I got home before it started storming. Those 2 events are not a coincidence!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

59. Hey, you beat your storm.

That's more than Keith could say yesterday.

I'm imagining him soaking wet. :loveya: Mmmmm. :9

[RavensChick]

63. I know!

I'm picturing it too but I would like my knees to heal up first.

:evilgrin:

[GigiMommy]

Hi Raven!!! From someone who had BOTH knees scoped...

I'm right there with ya. :hi: :hug:

[RavensChick]

95. Hi, Gigi!!!

We're something else, huh? In addition to taking it easy I've started eating salads again so losing a few pounds will help too.

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

110. Yup!!! Trying to lose weight too.

Yoga helps my knees a lot.

[Patsy Stone]

69. Excellent to hear you made it home nice and dry.

Finally, after 26 days, it did not rain here today. :hi:

[RavensChick]

72. Hi, Pats!

That's good! With all the rain I've been seeing I expect to see an ark and all the animals in two's lining up at some point.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

100. No kidding!

Take it easy on those knees, lady. 'k?

[RavensChick]

106. Okay!

I'm doing my best but as long as it doesn't rain for a while I should be okay.

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

57. Oh! Looky what I found on the Google!

[Patsy Stone]

61. I think you'll like this one, too:

[RevCheesehead]

65. Just added to my photobucket!!

Thanks!

[bleever]

81. "Engage THIS."

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

66. The perfect rejoinder to Michelle Bachmann

and everyone driving you crazy at work.

Not that anyone's driving me crazy at work...

[RavensChick]

77. I love it!!

I just saved it. Thanks, Rev!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

87. Ain't it great?

:hi: Are you still on crutches?

[RavensChick]

91. No, I have a trusted cane I've had for a long time

and two lovely OTC knee braces to keep them stablized. I'm going back to work tomorrow so I'm gonna take it easy. I was given a topical cream to use along with taking ibuprofen so it's good so far as long as I pace myself and rest.

[RevCheesehead]

93. Good on ya!

Take it slow and easy!

[Botany]

62. Is Steele really that dumb?

1) Ah, Mike you don't get a vote.

2) She has ruled against minority claims of discrimination more often than not.

3) So is Mike S. ( a black man) admitting that the GOP is the white man's party?

[Patsy Stone]

73. Yes. nt

[RevCheesehead]

76. No.

The GOP is the white man's burden.

[RavensChick]

86. Sadly, he is.

And to think he was Lt. Governor of Maryland before I moved out here. (sigh) That's why I'm so glad I'm a Democrat!

:hi:

[Botany]

75. Just in ..... are you guys missing an EDV?

[Patsy Stone]

79. THAT'S where those boots went!

Bitch!

[GigiMommy]

92. ...

:rofl:

[RavensChick]

99. n/t

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

107. They're hot and sexy,

yet have a sensible tread on the bottom.

Sort of like what a hot superheroine from around here would wear.

Nice.

[ralps]

83. Today's worst person in the world is Rep. Michelle Bachmann!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

89. Palin/Bachmann 2012!

[PSzymeczek]

116. And

BOTH of them look batsqueeze crazy!!

[Patsy Stone]

118. Because they are!

Welcome to DU and the KOEB! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

90. Um, Keith, you need a bigger typeface, too.

You just read the words "Chrysler leaders" as "Chrysler dealers." You got the execs mixed up with the dealers. Every once in a while, you get tongue-dyslexic yourself, my friend.

I hate to have to call out Keith on a hypocrisy, but there you have it. It's one of those nights.

Keith, ridicule Michelle Bachmann for her crackpot behavior and ideas, but skip the jokes about her mispronunciations, Mr. Let Me Say It Again in English, Quail Club Hunting.

[RevCheesehead]

96. Ah, the OTHER C.C.!

Hi Craig! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

97. Speaking of that one millionth English word

Is "Web 2.0" really a word? Isn't it just the word Web (what is that one, word #3000?) and the number 2.0 after it? Or, as we call it in English, a phrase?

[Botany]

98. Bristol and Levi Johnston were f***ing in Sarah & Todd's house .....

Levi was sleeping w/ Bristol in the Palin house in Wasila.

BTW i think Track (son # 1 who had to go into the army to avoid jail) was born
less than 9 months after TODD and Sarah got married.

[Berry Cool]

101. True, but it's oh so very common for first children in a family

to be "preemies," is it not?

I wonder, if you took a poll of Americans and asked them how many of their parents "had" to get married, or decided to marry only after their mom got pregnant, what percentage would say yes. And I mean even in the most conventional families.

[PSzymeczek]

117. My family

called it being born "with sore feet". From traveling so far so fast.

[RavensChick]

104. Hmm...

Interesting. So, in her case it's a matter of being a hypocrite without actually saying you're a hypocrite, right?

Palin is a very sad person.

[Berry Cool]

108. Indeed she is.

She and Bachmann just keep bringin' the Stupid and the Crazy.

[Botany]

109. she is also dumber than a hefty bag of used kitty litter

http://www.therightscoop.com/video-sarah-palin-interview-on-hannity-on-june-8-2009/

goin' through College, diggin' a hole, and so much more.

BTW because you are my FAV .... do not watch more than 3 minutes at a time.

[RevCheesehead]

111. I was just PEW-researched!

They wanted to know, among other things, what I thought of Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin. :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

113. I bet they learned some words tonight that they did not know before.

Especially ones they did not know a woman of the cloth would use.

What timing...to hit you right after Countdown was over. :rofl: