KOEB Meeting: 05/05/08 -- Cinco de Mayo Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all!

[bleever]

1. What are we drinking?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

2. What else?

Why are we still at Level 1?

:hi:

[bleever]

19. Excellent!

:toast:

And if we're at Level 1 right now, I expect it not to get better til sometime well past Wednesday.

[Patsy Stone]

26. I think

it started yesterday morning during the dueling Sunday morning shows, and it hasn't let up since.

Can it be Wednesday already?

[ralps]

3. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone!! Happy Cinco de Mayo Ya'll

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :party: :toast:

[Patsy Stone]

5. You too!

:hi:, ralps and Crook!

[RevCheesehead]

4. I thought it was Groundhog Day.

:shrug:

Whatever! :toast:

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

6. Every coupla Tuesdays

Whether you need it or not. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Around here, we're still wondering how many weeks of winter we'll have.

:beer: Thanks! :9

[Berry Cool]

8. It'll feel like it tomorrow.

Clinkies, folks!!

[RevCheesehead]

10. Berry!

Nice to see you in real, live, Keef time! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

13. Cheer up, Rev, I can assure you spring is coming.

It's come here, so someday it will come to you.

It's even come to Keith. Look, it's actually twilight now outside the window when he starts the show.

I think he's celebrating Cinco de Pinko.

[RevCheesehead]

15. He would....

that latte-sipping pinko commie dirtbag....

Latest thread: "KO is gonna bash Hillary." :eyes:

Linkie: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5829621&mesg_id=5829621

[Patsy Stone]

17. Saw that

Stayed here.

[SharonRB]

28. Saw it as I was coming back here after checking my e-mail

I came right here, did not pass go, did not collect $200.

I love how KO is color coordinated with the lights behind him.

[Patsy Stone]

32. The only yardstick they haven't offered up is

"Ladies First"

That was a great little recap of the ever-moving goalpoats of victory and HRC's wild victory metrics.

[SharonRB]

33. There isn't one metric they can win on

other than "Ladies First." It's the only one he can't possibly get. Oh, yeah, she could get it on age before beauty!

[Patsy Stone]

43. ...

:spray:

[WolverineDG]

44. I'm staying here

apparently I wasn't at my county's convention because some Hillary supporter says I wasn't, just like some others who claim I haven't been to San Angelo.....I'm getting sick of this shit.....

:hug: Rev.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

48. Woofie!

:hug:

At least you're here, now! :)

[WolverineDG]

41. Woohoo!

Thanks for all the drinks, Berry!!


What? I wasn't supposed to take all four???? :crazy:

:hi:

dg

[Berry Cool]

46. After what you've been going through

I couldn't blame you for taking all four.

[Berry Cool]

49. Oh great, Keith's going to cover the guy who wants to be buried in a Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin!

"PBR me DOA" :rofl:

Bet it's his top Best Persons, and the music is the "No Beer in Heaven" Polka.

[RevCheesehead]

51. He's gotta be from Wisconsin.

He's probably my cousin Bob.

[RevCheesehead]

53. Ha - a flatlander.

he must be one of Bleev's cousins. ;)

[bleever]

Insert

canned response here.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

9. I'm so ready for tomorrow

but I'm dizzy from all the spinning.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Ma nish ta na, halaila hazzeh?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

30. Isn't Pesach over yet?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

56. You know what?

I went and looked at that other thread, and the OP was actually pro-KO. :)

[SharonRB]

59. Now I'll have to go look for it.

[ralps]

11. Here's a couple LOL Kitty Photos

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Hiya, ralps!

Oreo, CC and Keith send love to Crook and you! :loveya: :hi:

[ralps]

20. Hi RevCheesehead, How are you all doing & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Hugs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[ralps]

16. Oh & Here's A Kitty in PJ's photo I found! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

21. My cats would kill me in my sleep if I did that to them.

Ah, forget that... their claws would NEVER LET ME do that to them. x(

[ralps]

22. Yep Crook would Kill me if I dressed him in that! & That Kitty looks really Pissed

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

23. I couldn't find PJ's big enough for CC,

unless I looked at toddler's clothes. :rofl:

[ralps]

24. So CC's becoming a BIG Kitty? Cool!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

27. Big?

He makes Garfield look like Twiggy. :P

[ralps]

31. I hope you'll post photos of Oreo, CC & Keith sometime soon!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

40. I'll need to get a new computer first.

My crappy Windows ME doesn't support the software that came with my camera. x(

Someday....

[ralps]

45. Ok I'm willing to wait for them! Hug

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[RevCheesehead]

50. Fat orange cat .gif....

:rofl: Looks just like him!

[ralps]

80. Is this kitty sort of like CC?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

82. Yes, except CC has short hair.

But he is that big, circumference-wise. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

54. My cats wouldn't WAIT until I was asleep.

They'd kill me on the spot.

[Berry Cool]

18. Too cute for words.

Come to think of it, I found something else too cute for words. I will post it in a sec.

[Berry Cool]

29. Here is the other cute thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpjRdUCkI9w

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6PEuQo9AjE

"Schoolhouse Debate '08," Parts 1 and 2! Starring KIDS playing the parts of "Barry Obama," "Hillary Rodham" and the moderator, Keith Olbermann!!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

37. I hope someone posts Keith's hysterical list of

Hillary's campaign metrics. That was a riot.

[WolverineDG]

47. Did you see the vampire one, ralps?

I was :rofl: it was so funny!



Here it is!

dg

[ralps]

83. No I didn't WolverineDG, Thanks for posting that!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

85. ....

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

25. "Chuck is the legitimate part of tomorrow's coverage..."

Nice backhand, Keith! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

34. He is getting his licks in against Tweety..and Hillary!

OMG, he's going through all the voters Hillary says doesn't count! :rofl:

[SharonRB]

35. Is there such a demographic as what KO is describing?

I don't think so.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

39. Oh well, I guess he is dead to all the Hillary supporters again!

Bash! Bash! Bash! :rofl:

[Gogi]

97. Yes, they're from outer space.

Unfortunately their votes won't be counted for a billion years!

[WolverineDG]

36. Holy Guacamole!

That was a funny rant on significant/insignificant states. :rofl:

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

38. That was a hoot!

:rofl:

Someone needs to post that soon.

:hi:, hon!

[SharonRB]

42. Chutzpahgate?

Nice chuch, KO. He could pass for Jewish with that prounuciation.

[Berry Cool]

52. Damn, Keith, you should have saved the PBR beer-coffin guy for #1!

I wanted to hear that "No Beer in Heaven" Polka!! :cry:

[RevCheesehead]

55. I learned something new today...

Macaroni and Cheese, in the box on the shelf, has an expiration date.

And it really should be observed, too. :puke: :hurts:

[Patsy Stone]

58. Oh, your poor tummy.

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

60. Thanks, Mom...

Can I stay home from school tomorrow? :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

64. Yes

I'll write you a note.

[RevCheesehead]

67. Are YOU Epstein's mother???

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

69. ...

Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

[WolverineDG]

72. GMTA!!!

I knew there was a reason I :loveya: !!!!!!

You're the only one I know who thinks of that when someone needs a note from mom/boss/judge/whoever.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

73. LOL

:loveya:, back!

[SharonRB]

75. I can't believe you BOTH thought of that

It didn't even pop into my head until I saw your posts -- then I remember it.

[WolverineDG]

84. We made jokes about it in high school

when Kotter was on the air. Such as "Yeah, who wrote that note, Epstein's Mother?" or "Even Epstein's Mother wouldn't write a note on THAT."

dg

[SharonRB]

88. Well, I was already married when Kotter was on the air

Yeah, I'm really old. I did love that show, though. One of my all-time faves.

[WolverineDG]

65. I've got a note

but it's signed "Epstein's Mother."

Will that work? :shrug:

dg

[SharonRB]

66. Someone owes someone a Coke

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

63. Oh no, Rev!

Sorry to hear that. Hope everything comes out okay.

:hide:

I kid, I kid. :hug: :loveya:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

68. It already has -

sort of. x(

Remember, Kids - be sure to check the expiration date!

[RevCheesehead]

57. "McClainguage Barrier"

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

61. Thank you, Matt Taibbi, for half-KOOS.

He says the biggest problem with * is his convictions.

I say, the biggest problem is that he is actually short of many convictions I hope he will eventually have...

[RevCheesehead]

62. Yeah, but he should settle on one conviction per topic.

Is that asking too much?

[Berry Cool]

71. I was thinking more along the lines of "multiple convictions"

You know, the kind that would result in a lengthy string of sentences...

You poor thing. Your tummy's got the best of you, eh?

[RevCheesehead]

74. Nope...

it all came out in the end, so to speak. ;)

[Berry Cool]

81. TMI, my dear, TMI...

...but that's OK. :hug:

[ralps]

70. Today's worst person in the world is Comedian Rush Limbaugh!! For claiming

that Bill Clinton hit on his date & For slamming LA Mayor Villaragosa (sp?) :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf:

[Berry Cool]

76. Oh no, it's a new commercial from a guy with a local Subaru dealership.

He used to have this horrible commercial where he had a bunch of kids singing "The Ganley Man can!" with him like "The Candyman," and now he's doing some awful takeoff of "The Banana Boat Song." "Hey Mr. Ganley Man..." :puke: It's deliberately designed to be awful...and it is.

[Patsy Stone]

77. Yes, I do want to see the new Harold and Kumar movie.

That first one was way better than it needed to be. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

78. I canNOT wait for the next Harold & Kumar

That has to be one of the best, incredibly STOOPID movies I have ever seen! :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

79. Another Coke

[Berry Cool]

86. I haven't seen these movies.

Maybe I should go.

[Patsy Stone]

89. See the original

if you like it, see the second. It's really stupid, but there's no way you won't laugh.

[RevCheesehead]

91. Is it funnier than Borat?

Maybe they should do a "Harold & Kumar meet Borat" movie next?

[Patsy Stone]

95. That would sell a brazillion tickets.

That's a tough call. I don't know if it was funnier than Borat. But this is stoooopid funny, which means it could have been bad, but it was fabulous.

[WolverineDG]

93. OMG, see the first one before you see the 2nd

It will NOT make sense if you don't do this.

dg

[Berry Cool]

94. "Don't forget, our primary coverage starts at 6 tomorrow, unless it's already started."

Keith. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

87. Just for that

we have to see the movie together! :rofl:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

90. I'm waiting for Indiana Jones.

I :loveya: Harrison Ford!

[SharonRB]

92. Me, too, Rev

I'm ready for that one!

[Berry Cool]

96. Me three!

Yep. I'm a sucker for an Indy sequel!