Lowe's and Home Depot Scam

[dipsydoodle]

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Lowes or Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your pickup as you are loading your stuff into the back end. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "no" but instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the seat beside you. On the way, they start undressing, and one of them starts crawling all over you while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 2nd, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend on multiple occasions since the wife is out of town.

So tell your friends to be careful.

[YOY]

1. Bwahaha!

Works better in warm weather, that joke. In Great Britain now? London? Rather cold now, isn't it? Better in the summer!

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

2. funny

:rofl: