Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911-- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711-- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!" Pause: .......... Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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