Fun thread, what will it take for purists to like Kerry
JohnKleeb
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:30 PM
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Fun thread, what will it take for purists to like Kerry
First thing he should do is resign his seat and criticize from afar so they will trust him because of his rhetoric and rhetoric only. I am being sarcastic obvoiusly.
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:36 PM
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1. He needs to fall on his sword
For the good of liberalism. He has disgraced himself and this is the only way he can redeem himself
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:36 PM
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2. Yes he should sacriface himself!
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:13 PM
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12. Man, like he hasn't sacrificed enough!
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Thu Jan-20-05 04:04 AM
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Edited on Thu Jan-20-05 04:06 AM by Vektor
fall on his sword. :evilgrin: YOWZA.
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Thu Jan-20-05 04:13 AM
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Impale myself on his sword... :o
Vektor
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Thu Jan-20-05 04:19 AM
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how many of us he can fit on there? KERRY KABOB!
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Wed Jan-19-05 03:43 PM
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3. He must give a rambling screaming speech and self-destruct.
That always works. I hear it can even make them like people who are to Kerry's right.
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Wed Jan-19-05 04:05 PM
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4. If he wears sackcloth and ashes to the Senate every day
and uses every speech to a) condemn himself and his campaign b) lambaste the Democratic party for not being leftist enough c) offer to become the vestal virgin of sorts for the temple of St. Howard
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Wed Jan-19-05 11:39 PM
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He could be the vestal virgin of my temple. :o
Vektor
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Thu Jan-20-05 04:03 AM
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I would worship at his temple ANYTIME.
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Thu Jan-20-05 04:14 AM
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17. He could enter my temple
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:15 PM
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5. There's nothing he can do. I'm convinced that if he'd been blown up in
Iraq, these people would've said he hadn't bled enough. Swift boat DU whiners for whatever we can bitch and moan about.
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:16 PM
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"Too little, too late", they would have said.
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:20 PM
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7. That's exactly what they are.
They should make their own distorted revisionist whining documentary and send it to Sinclair. I bet Sinclair would broadcast it. Maybe they might get the message then, and realize what they have become.
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:58 PM
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8. Rend his garments, beat himself w thorny branches, live in Saddam's hole
in the ground. etc etc etc.
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Wed Jan-19-05 06:49 PM
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9. He needs to be psychic and control time and space
and then personally respond to every request of theirs lickety-split, until he looks like the Burger King Submissive Chicken. (And then they'll lambaste him for being a submissive chicken.)
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Wed Jan-19-05 09:08 PM
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10. the problem with them
is that they don't apply the same purist standards to the people they support.
JohnKleeb
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Wed Jan-19-05 10:29 PM
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Oh if they were purist about their people, they'd treat em worse.
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