Ahm, Okay it's odd news items day

[TayTay]

From: http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050331/COLUMN08/503310653/1009

Sox Nation follow-up

Major League Baseball and NESN both released DVDs last fall chronicling the Red Sox march to their first World Series championship in 86 years. At 6 p.m. Sunday, ESPN2 will air a 60-minute special that picks up where the other two left off — from the last inning of the World Series to Boston’s first 2005 spring training game. The special, produced by ESPN Original Entertainment in conjunction with MLB Productions, is called, “The Off Season: Boston’s Winter of Bliss.”

Relive the Sox championship rolling rally, such off-season roster changes as Pedro Martinez signing with the Mets, Schilling’s ankle rehab and the touching story of a diehard Sox fan from Maine who was in a coma during the World Series, but has since recovered.

Denis Leary, a Worcester native, provides commentary along with Ben Affleck, Stephen King, the Farrelly brothers and John Kerry.

The special will re-air on ESPN2 immediately following Sunday’s Sox-Yankees game and at 4 p.m. Monday and on ESPN at 3 p.m. Tuesday.

[TayTay]

1. And the Man Attacks Girlfriend for voting Dem story

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-pbush31mar31,0,4570578.story?coll=sfla-news-palm

[whometense]

2. Sounds like a

one-man killing machine. <sarcasm>Perfect. Just what the army needs </sarcasm>

[TayTay]

3. Pardon sought for Boxer

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050330/pl_afp/boxuscongressrace_050330191358

[TayTay]

4. Not Kerry, but, Ahm, * related (Trust me)

Official Calls Bush-Chimp Comparison Bad Taste

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Belgian trainers helping police to understand body language have caused a controversy by likening George Bush's facial expressions to a chimpanzee's.

Interior Minister Patrick Dewael said he was unaware of the pictures when he signed a letter promoting the training package for police dealing with unruly soccer fans, and said the idea was "of bad taste," Het Laatste Nieuws daily reported.

The training presentation pictured the U.S. president's face in various expressions beside photographs of a chimpanzee, the paper showed on its front page, in what was meant to be a humorous introduction to the subject of reading expressions.

Dewael's office was not immediately available for comment.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=4&u=/nm/20050331/od_nm/odd_belgium_bush_dc

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[karynnj]

5. So, are they going to rename Belgian Waffles?

There are no pictures.

[TayTay]

6. Found the pic

http://pdf.hln.be/hln/pdf/20050331/pages/GP001/articles/HLN-20050331-GP001011.pdf

I don't read Dutch, but this is a classic. Tell me again how relations with 'Old Europe' are improving?

[karynnj]

7. Love it! Thanks Tay Tay!

The monkey looks more focused on what he is looking at. Can we trade for the monkey?

[Hans Delbrook]

9. The "real" chimp definitely looks more thoughtful

And less defensive than shrubbie. We sure got the worst of that bargain!!!:rofl:

[ginnyinWI]

8. LOL

:rofl: