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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:29 AM
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I'm an "agent provocateur" everyone
A whole new kind of DINO!

Beat THAT, y'all. You may be mindless Kerry sycophants, or DLC sellouts, or corporate whores, but I am an "agent provocateur." I think that makes me the unquestionable leader of the Cult of Kerry. (Subservient to His Mighty Will, of course.)

:P Keeeeeep it coming, you lefty freepers. This just cracks me the fuck up.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:37 AM
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1. you need to alert whoever called you that
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:38 AM
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2. She cant, the person is on her ignore
I know who did it though and it doesnt surprise me, I have the said person on ignore too but didnt alert since I dont have my password on the browswer I viewed it in.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:41 AM
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3. I've got her on ignore so I can't
It's the thread we were talking about earlier, though, in paulk's thread, if you wanna check it out.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:58 AM
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7. ok, i will do it then
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angrydemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:45 AM
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4. Damn WEL
Sounds like that shit is as bad as it was right after the election. These damn people never stop. Hell I have been called a lot of things by these people but I have to say you got a new one there.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:45 AM
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5. Oh, Mrs Kerry....
I'm so proud of your bravery in GD.

So I award you...
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:56 AM
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6. OMG HOT
Thank you ma'am, may I have another?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:17 AM
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9. Oh OK, Mrs. Kerry.
Because Mrs. Kerry post some hilarious stuff...

I award her....drum roll.......

(subtitle: V is for victory! Also for V-Day...Happy Valentine's Day, Mrs. Kerry!")
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:21 AM
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12. Awwww thanks
Isn't my hubby adorable?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:29 AM
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18. Yes, Mrs. Kerry
Is this you and him?


(Actually, I know it's his first wife Julia. Don't worry that's way over: annuled and divorced= it's history. Sorry, but he looks so beautiful in that picture. He's announcing his congressional run. Remember he lost that one too...but...)
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:15 AM
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8. rotflmao
She's the one that said she was going to be "watching me". lol These people have just GOT to get a LIFE!! Maybe we should send Howard a case of little black books so he can send them out to his DINO watchdogs. We could put all our names in them to help them get a headstart on their quest.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:18 AM
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10. haha
:)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:20 AM
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11. Yeh, of course Dean's gonna be a DINO,
sheesh, didn't you see him shaking hands with JK?

More-liberal-than-thou will not be happy until Dean turns Green, which WILL NOT HAPPEN. He will be a Dem., which means he might compromise like an adult once-in-a-while.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:23 AM
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14. What have the Greens done for people in the last 50 years
It sure wasnt the Green party who signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in to law.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:25 AM
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16. I do not hate on Greens, but...
You are so right! Greens have lovely talk, but Dems walk the walk.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:26 AM
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17. Right, I am sure they have good intentions but c'mon
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:35 AM
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22. Good intentions,
did not get the FMA voted down. I'm sorry, but the Green Party is not THE party of Gay Rights. I'm sick of that shit. They'd get all over JK cos he was against gay marriage forgetting that marriage=religious/sacramental meaning not strictly civil. JK is always big on not legislating religious beliefs. Anyway, pro-gay civil rights Senators like him, Teddy K, and JE voted that FMA down. JK called that sort of legislation "gay-bashing" in a Washington Blade (DC gay paper) interview.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:55 AM
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27. I know what the Blade is lol
I was in Dupont Circle today for a field trip and had no idea I was in the gay part of town, I was like oh I am in the gay part of DC, ooops but hey I got Chipolte lunch.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:25 AM
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28. God, I miss DC!
From the end of August-November 2004, I attended Washington Theological Union (WTU), a very liberal, very political Roman Catholic Graduate School. It was heaven, Kleeb. All those liberal friars loving on each other and just lovely, political spiritual conversation in the lunch room. It's right across the street from Takoma Park, which is the Gay Capital of Maryland. Seriously, rainbow flags flying everywhere, some that read "WE SAY NO TO THE BUSH AGENDA!" In the bookstore they sold pro-gay bumper stickers...and OMG such beautiful ladies... The Blade free every friday with something good. Too, bad grad work was too much for me. To think I lived in the same area code as Capitol Hill.
So you are in DC! If you want to know WTU is three blocks from Takoma Station Red Line. The Metro frikkin' rules!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:28 AM
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30. I live near DC and work there now
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:30 AM
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31. Good. Sniff.Sigh.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:45 AM
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32. I know, most people would kill for that job but lemme warn ya
The metro takes forever :(.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:47 AM
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33. Hey! I know the Metro!
It ruled when I was there, sorry it ain't going well with you.
Gosh, all them good old Dems. I wish I was there. I wish I could see the Kooch. He ain't getting much press.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:49 AM
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34. Its just a long trip from West Falls Church down to Capitol South
Edited on Sat Feb-12-05 03:50 AM by JohnKleeb
No need to be sorry but thank you, its just boring lol, I would bring a book but I dont have my backpag with me at that time.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:59 AM
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35. Well I don't know that route.
SORRY SO BORING. I say sorry a lot, I'm sorry. heehee
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:23 AM
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38. dont worry, I do it a lot too
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:22 AM
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13. HAHHAHAHAHA
i just saw the poster who said it and i should have known it would be that one (or this other one).

in fact, i would actually LOVE to see one of them go up to Dean "warn" him about these things. i wonder if he would be able to hold back from laughing out loud in front of the person.
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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:24 AM
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15. watching you?
Edited on Sat Feb-12-05 02:27 AM by GRLMGC
what the fuck for?
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:30 AM
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19. I'm a Republican mole
Didn't you know? tsk tsk tsk, you'll never pass the anti-DINO test without knowing these things.
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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:32 AM
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20. Are you kidding me?
Ahhhh, I hate them so much!
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:37 AM
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23. In fairness
I was the bitch from hell during the primaries to some of these people. BLM, she was always full of facts and calm and persistent, like she is now. Me, I told them I thought Dean was an opportunistic blowhard. And never missed an opportunity to take a trivial piece of crap and blow it into something huge and stick it in their faces. I was hard core. So I don't blame some of them for holding it against me.

But geez, you can see what they're like to deal with. And we were fighting for our lives back then!
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:39 AM
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24. well, these people were the same if not worse when it came to Kerry
not only during the Primary but even when he became the nominee.

that person who is "watching you" would always attack me during the campaign for posting something about Kerry on DU.

you were never like that. especially now that Dean is dnc chair you actually are supporting him as these few never did with Kerry.

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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:39 AM
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25. Eh, they're still fucks
They're bitchy to anyone, regardless if that person has ever "wronged" them.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:49 AM
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26. Hah
I'd kinda like to be the bitch from hell, 'cept I'd get banned probably.
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 03:26 AM
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29. Well see
YOU weren't called an agent provacateur. She said "some" people around here are "agent provacateurs". That's how you slide around the rules.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 02:33 AM
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21. Yeah geez
Edited on Sat Feb-12-05 02:34 AM by WildEyedLiberal
Every self-respecting DINO has incurred the suspicion of the True Progressives, who see through our thin veneer of liberality into our withered, black, sold-out souls.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:19 AM
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36. OMG What are you talking about? What happened?
Do tell!!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:28 AM
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39. Oh MAN
Read that thread linked in paulk's thread, and see what I mean.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:20 AM
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37. OMG What are you talking about? What happened?
Do tell!!
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 09:14 AM
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40. Someone compared me to Ann Coulter. Get nastier then that! I need to
find it because the person was completely whacked.
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 12:50 PM
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41. I knew all along you were an 'Agent Provocateur.'
Right out of Alias on TV. We can see WEL in one of her many disguises masquerading as an agent of dissent in DU. She works hard at her computer, planting little seeds of paranoia in the garden of lefty-freeperness and then laughing uproariously as the seeds take root and her nefarious plans come to fruition. The she changes clothes, slips into something a little more leathery and heads out for a night of bugging opposition candidates phones and infiltrating their headquaerters. I can just see it. Gawd only knows who she meets afterwards to receive her monetary rewards, but I am going to be checking on the time schedule of a certain tall governmental official with good hair from an eastern state. Admit it, girl, you know that we know that you know that this is true!

Come on WEL, what other secret diguises have you employed in your role as 'Agent Provacateur?' Who do you answer to? What are the benefits there like (Do you get Dental?)
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:00 PM
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42. I have only one "boss"
And boy oh boy, are the job rewards to DIE for.

Plenty of "benefits."

Alas, I would elaborate, but I have to go watch the UNDEFEATED ILLINOIS FIGHTING ILLINI destroy Wisconsin. Adios!

(.... Or AM I?)
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 01:04 PM
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43. Good luck!
Now that Boston College is defeated, I wish Illini luck. Have fun! (Yeah, I know what you are really doing you scamp you.)
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