"No TRUE atheist would..." ( a tongue-in-cheek post)

[Modem Butterfly]

What sorts of things would no TRUE atheist say/do/believe?

I'll start:

No TRUE atheist would ever tell anyone their beliefs about the supernatural were wrong. Only FAKE atheists do that!

[beam me up scottie]

1. No TRUE atheist

would spell it wrong.

[MindPilot]

2. TRUE atheists would always be open to the possibility

that g-d, God, Allah, etc does exist.

A TRUE atheist knows that they believe there is no god only because they are unable to prove there is no god.

A TRUE Atheist would NEVER post any criticism of religion in a LBN thread reporting yet another child abuse/molestation/murder at a church daycare facility.

[rexcat]

3. A true atheist...

accepts the null hypothesis until otherwise proven incorrect.

[enki23]

4. but that's only because a true atheist would never, ever go bayesian

.

[arwalden]

5. It's All Part Of Keeping An OPEN MIND...

... you know... so "open" that your brains fall out.