"I just let Jesus handle it"

[GOPFighter]

I was at our homeowners association meeting recently and a homeowner was criticized for putting out mounds of food for wild animals and attracting far too many which were causing problems for her neighbors. Her reply? "I just put it out and let Jesus take care if it."

Perfect answer. Now if the neighbors complain, they're criticizing Jesus, and showing hostility to people of faith. They could no doubt be stoned to death for that.

[phantom power]

1. Someone should start shoveling the animal crap onto that

woman's lawn. If she complains, tell her that Jesus will handle it.

[Warpy]

2. The crap is already there

and apparently she doesn't mind it.

I'm just glad I live in a tough old inner city neighborhood where nobody will DARE tell you what color to paint your house or what kind of mailbox to put out. Some of the color combinations here are astounding, like parrots in a group of barn swallows. Although my house is drab, I love that others aren't.

Undoubtedly someone will call a lawyer over this stuff. Oh, well. I escape that kind of crap here, too.

[GOPFighter]

3. LOL!

Great response.

[beam me up scottie]

4. How convenient.

Reminds me of the best thing to say if you're caught sleeping on the job, "Amen".

[Zenlitened]

5. She gets her faith off the back of a cereal box.

Sugar-Frosted Jesus Flakes: Now with a full days' supply of lame cop-outs.

[LisaLynne]

6. That's what I tell the IRS when they call...

about how I haven't filed my taxes yet. Jesus is my CPA!