Once Again God Needs Our Help

[GOPFighter]

Last weekend we saw it again. God was powerless to raise Terri Shiavo from the dead, or even command the courts to keep her feeding tube in place. So he and his (ulp, her?) band of followers had to call Congress together and hammer out legislation to do God's work. Then they had to summon the President of the United States all the way from Texas to sign the damn thing at 1:00 in the morning.

All my life I've been astounded at how powerless God is. When I was a kid, God demanded, through his band of followers, that the United States spend billions of taxpayer dollars to build nuclear weapons to keep the Commies at bay. Yes, the God who is reported to be all powerful, needed the help of man, and my parent's tax money, to beat back those Godless Soviets.

Since then God has needed help closing abortion clinics, getting his Ten Commandments noticed, keeping gays from marrying, Playboys out of 7-11s, and keeping Janet's breast covered.

Pretty sad, isn't it?