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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 12:35 PM
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I found it!
I have Jesus in the trunk!
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 12:38 PM
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1. Cool! Can I Beat Him W/ A Tire Iron?
Just asking...:shrug:
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 12:49 PM
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2. Yeah! Let's charge for the privelage!
Those pigs will go $1000 a head to beat him into submission...

(With apologies to the late, great HST)
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 01:07 PM
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3. Are you sure it's the REAL Jesus?
And not a generic equivalent?
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 01:41 PM
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4. Don't forget the wine, the whip, and the white tiger...
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/347/index.html
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 02:19 PM
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7. No, he's the real thing
He looks like that dude in the shroud, he's got holes in all the right places, his blood tastes like wine, and when I tried to get him to say, "You don't fuck with the Jesus" he started to cry.
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 02:22 PM
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8. What happens if you say:
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 02:25 PM
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9. Oooh, I'll have to try that one!
I had thought about going for a "Misery" kind of scenario, since I already have the sledge hammer, but my partner pointed out that since I'm not a fan, it would be more of a parody than an ironic nod.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 02:04 PM
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5. How long has he been in there?!?! He's starting to
smell a bit off if you know what I mean.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-22-05 02:18 PM
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6. He smells like old tire
And the looks I get from other drivers when he's banging on the lid at stop lights is annoying.

As soon as I finish the pit in the basement, I'll move Jesus.
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