How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

[Strong Atheist]

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.


More at:

http://nomorehornets.blogspot.com/2007/05/atheist-jokes.html

[moggie]

1. Spoken like a typical fundamentalist atheist!

What if the light bulb doesn't want to change? It's not harming you! Why do you have to force your opinion on light bulbs? :sarcasm:

[ihavenobias]

2. Well said.

:)

[varkam]

6. Zing!

:rofl:

[awoke_in_2003]

8. The light bulb can't change...

it was created that way.

[Strong Atheist]

11. !

:rofl:

[cosmik debris]

3. Just because you can't see the light

doesn't mean that it is not there.

[awoke_in_2003]

9. If a tree falls in the forest...

and a fundie is trapped under it, is it god's will? :)

[tbyg52]

4. Thanks! nt

[laconicsax]

5. It's impossible to know for sure if the bulb needs changing.

Plus, I don't mind walking in the dark and banging my shins...though I'm not sure if it's dark, or if my shins exist for that matter...there's just no way to know!!!

[WillParkinson]

7. I'm going with none...

We're already the enlightened ones.

[conscious evolution]

10. Does jesus save lightbulbs?

[TechBear_Seattle]

12. Jesus saves, Moses invests, Buddha recycles n/t