My 14 yr old daughter called me "Mr. Anti-christ" this week

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It kinda warmed my heart. However, I'm not sure if she was speaking in jest or accusation. I mostly keep my lack of belief to myself, but my absence at religious functions that the rest of my family attend is glaring.

I just wish this position came with a cape or a scepter.

Mr. Anti-christ signing off.

[dwckabal]

1. Personally, I'd prefer a trident

A cape would be cool, too, although I'd take a nice tuxedo as well.

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2. Oooh yeah, a trident - that's much more sinister looking

[Deep13]

3. Is that one of those body-building contests?

Mr. Olympia, Mr. Universe, Mr. Anti-christ?

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4. Would I have to wear tight shorts for that?

[Blue Gardener]

5. Tell her George W. already has that title

She'll have to come up with something different.

[Gelliebeans]

6. maybe you are making some

headway with your kids. At least they are noticing.

You can be an incredible. LOL
and be "Mr Anti-christ to the rescue" Your super power will be truth ;)