Virgin Mary, Doggie Style

[onager]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5564823202&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

This is REALLY getting out of hand.

BTW, a local radio station called the seller this morning. She sounded like your basic Florida white trash who seen her opportunity and took it.

White trash is my own ethnic background, so I can recognize it easily...

[southpaw]

1. Oh, get real, for Christ's sake!

Anyone can see that it's the Mona Lisa!

Geesh!

[Jokerman]

2. But, why would Mona Lisa be holding baby Jesus?

There's a stain on my car seat that I swear looks just like Margaret Thatcher. Does that raise the value of my car, or lower it?

I had another question but I forgot what it was. It had something to do with this pinhead who was dancing with angels.

So many questions, so little time.

[gizmonic]

5. Maybe The DaVinci Code has the secrets!

;)

eom

[fshrink]

3. I'd suggest checking the authenticity

with a God Detector first.

[gizmonic]

4. "Virgin Mary, Doggie Style" Hysterical!!

Damn, it's not what I thought!;-)

Pretty funny that the seller oh so casually mentions "...(that) she looks like she is holding baby Jesus in her left arm. I just thought I would mention it to the rest of you." Yeah, I kinda see how you coulda missed it! :eyes:

A little soapy water and a sponge will clean up that ol' doggie door quite nicely. :)

[Deep13]

6. I ate a cube steak once ...

... that looked like St. Catherine.

[progressoid]

7. Do I have to do some 'shrooms to see it?

All I see is Mr Peanut....

[Deep13]

8. No, try cheap beer.

[FM Arouet666]

9. It looks a lot like the dogs ass.

Can it be true? The virgin Mary had the face of a dog's ass? Then again, maybe that is why she was a virgin. :evilgrin:

[Is It Fascism Yet]

10. I have a knick knack shelf that throws a shadow on the wall which is

a perfect replica of the silhouette of Richard Nixon. If you bang on the wall hard enough, you can get the silhouette to shake it's jowls so convincingly you can almost hear it saying..."I am not a crook!"