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This man who killed 7 people in Wisconsin got me to thinking...what if our government prevented pastors, priests and preachers in the pulpit from preaching about the end times because it causes too much of a stir? Maybe it won't happen before the rapture but this story really has me feeling unsettled....anybody else?

OK, we have a good thread about atheist/agnostic quotes...now how about some from the other side?

The quotes below are all taken from the great old site, "Fundies Say The Darnedest Things." Sadly it's no longer updating, but the archive is still there with links to similar sites: http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/

Or you can just go to the source for many of these quotes, like the one above--the jaw-dropping "Rapture Ready" board: http://rr-bb.com/
You'll have to look around for the good stuff.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not responsible for drenched keyboards, shorted monitors, death by laughter, etc.

"It's not only the communists but the homosexual activists who are appalled that George Bush is married to a woman!"- photo3, RaptureReady

"IMHO aliens are demonic manifestations created by satan to get people's minds off Jesus."- MNGirl, RaptureReady

"I agree with Sky Watcher. I don't believe Islam has any place in our society. This nation was founded on Chrisitianity. I think one of the biggest mistakes our country ever made was allowing immigrants to infiltrate their false religions into our society. It has polluted and diluted our faith."- SpokenFor, RaptureReady

"I totally agree with the quote above! I turned on the (Olympics) Opening Ceremonies approximately 40 minutes into the telecast, and I could not stand to watch any more than about a minute or two of that demonic, human being and Greek-god worshiping 'garbagefest!!' I could literally feel within my spirit the demonic hopelessness and evil coming across my television screen during that approximately one or two minutes that I watched those Olympic Opening Ceremonies!! Terrible, just simply horrible and terrible!!!!!"- Saved By Jesus, RaptureReady

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. It would be funny if it wasn't so scary

A direct quote:

"How do you distinguish what is true from what is not true? EASY!!!!!! If it aligns with the Bible-It is true
If it doesnt-It is false. viola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I particularly like the "viola" at the end. LOL! :-)

[YankeyMCC]

2. Never seen that before

A quick look at that rr-bb and what's the first thing I see?

"Let's please join together and pray for the protection of RR. I've read some troubling things that have happened to some Christian boards..the enemy knows the time is short and will use any means possible to prevent the spread of the Gospel, and the truth about the rapture.
In Jesus' Holy and most Powerful name we lift this need up to you, Father!"

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=186610

LOL...is it really appropriate to ask the most powerful being in the universe (outside the univers??? whatever it is they think) who's got billions of Humans (and god only knows how many other beings lol) and the entire mass and energy of the universe...to make special note of some crappy web page?

Now that's arrogance or maybe just meglomanic delusion at it's best (worst? depends on perspective I guess)

ah...so glad I have this little forum to let out my rants. :)