ARGH!

[onager]

...and it's not even Talk Like A Pirate Day...

Anyway, is anyone else noticing this in other threads?

I was just in a GD thread about high gas prices around the country.

So someone felt the sudden urge to post this bullshit:

SUBJECT: Here maybe this will help.

http://www.jesusisreality.com/

Flat-out, off-topic, proselytizing for a Fundie website!

I responded with...

SUBJECT: Well, it doesn't help us atheists much...

But thanks for the unsolicited commercial advertisement. I'm sure all the non-Xians at DU will appreciate it as well.

(sarcasm smiley)

Oh, I almost forgot. The whole world is Xian, right?

Mumble...grumble...

[Jokerman]

1. Jesus gave me gas!

I had feelins of great despair as I watched the total on the gas pump go past $20, $30, and even $40. I got down on my knees, right next to the pump, while I was gassin up my RV and prayed to Jesus for cheap gas. Imagine my surprise when there, in the fumes, Jesus appeared.

He told me that I was bein cheated out of my hard-earned, Christian dollars by a bunch of godless a-rabs. Jesus said that it was my right to burn as much gas as I wanted and no Allah worshiper was goin to stop me. He told me that it was my duty as a Christian to fill up the tank and drive away.

Not bein one to doubt the word of our lord and savior, I did what Jesus said. When that dark-skinned fella came runnin out and cursin me in that crazy language, I just stuck my head out the window and hollered “thank you Jesus”.

[Skinner]

2. Please see here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=263&topic_id=11115&mesg_id=11115