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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 11:42 AM
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A pagan joke for ya all (no offense to the Christians).
A Wiccan dies and is standing outside St. Peter's Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks into the book of life and he says, "Well I'm sorry. You're not listed. You'll have to go to hell I'm afraid." The Wiccan says, "Well that sucks, jolly good though." He steps into the elevator and descends downward.

He steps out of the elevator and out onto a warm beach. The wind is softly blowing the sand around him keeping him just cool enough to enjoy the weather. He looks out and sees people swimming in an ocean oblivious to life's problems.

Satan walks up to him hands him a drink and says, "Hey buddy, welcome." The Wiccan looks at the drink and Satan reads his mind, "Here you can drink as much as you want and you won't be feeling the effects in the morning."

The Wiccan and Satan continue to talk and Satan is a lovely man. The Wiccan can't believe all of the hype he's heard.

All of a sudden lightening cracks and the sky opens up. The Wiccan looks up in shock. Through the hole he sees a man falling. He's on fire and screaming.

He plunges toward the earth and at the last second the earth swallows him whole with a belch of fire and brimstone.

The Wiccan is stunned, "What the hell was that?" He asks Satan.

Satan looks at the Wiccan and says, "Christians. They wouldn't have it any other way."
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:18 PM
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1. That one made me laugh out loud.
I had to run out and share it with somebody here in my office. It made her laugh out loud too.


Laura
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-03-05 12:21 PM
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2. Now, that's a good one!
I'm not a Pagan; but I love exploring different spiritualities.

I'm a UUer and into New Thought.

This DU Group always has good stuff.

Take care!
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Is It Fascism Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 07:54 AM
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3. LOL, thanks for the laugh! N/T
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Geek_Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 06:12 PM
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4. That's a good one
I'll have to remember it for later.
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