Exotic Dancer JeffGannon Gepiasakar performing "Clinton Got a Blowjob" live @ The Mos Eisley Cantina

[Ian David]

Today's performance was, "Clinton Got a Blowjob" by Eric Schwartz. http://www.ericschwartz.com/





(I've got crappy video clips to go with the crappy still pics, but I'm having trouble uploading them.)


For those of you who want to perform this live, using your own characters, here is a lyric sheet that has been edited for content and format, suitable for broadcasting within the game. I just copied/pasted two lines at a time, doing flourishes and lighting effects in between:

/shout George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction... Clinton got a b-job!
/shout So, there was deception in addition to the suction, but... Clinton got a b-job!

/shout Now what's worse? Starting a war? Or keeping your Cohebas in a human humidor?
/shout And who got impeached? And what for? Oh, right... Clinton got a b-job!

/shout George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned... Clinton got a b-job!
/shout He sat in a classroom with the towers falling down... clinton got a b-job!

/shout Well, he f'd-up FEMA, which F'd-up Katrina, not to mention the Conventions of Geneva...
/shout With 24 civilians murdered in Haditha and... Clinton got a b-job!

/shout Now how can a man without a brain... Cause a nation so much pain?
/shout Cause a world to feel such hate For these so-called United States?

/shout And how could a Congress help but act... In the face of every fact I have presented here?
/shout The comparison couldn't be more clear.

/shout George Bush authorized leaks of classified information... (Clinton got a b-job)
/shout To make the case for attacking a sovereign nation... (Clinton got a b-job)

/shout Guantanomo... Downing Street... electro-shock on Iraqi feet.
/shout It makes that blue dress seem so sweet... Clinton got a b-job!

/shout George Bush funds health-ed that says that rubbers don't work... Clinton got a b-job.
/shout If they didn't, both your daughters would be pregnant, you jerk! Clinton got a b-job.

/shout So Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk. Clinton's biggest crime? Having spunk.
/shout And choosing a statue less than statuesque, and setting her on display, on the oval office desk.

/shout What else have you lied about, George?
/shout Oh... stem cell research, abstinence, Global warming, missile defense...

/shout Katrina preparations... going AWOL from the National Guard...
/shout Ah, find your own everyone, it's not that hard...

/shout Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame, Al Qaeda's links to Saddam Hussein...
/shout Abu Ghraib, Kenny Lay, a record deficit today...

/Shout Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week!
/shout The words and lyrics along, with documentaion, are available at tinyurl.com/2ghcot
/shout That was a song by Eric Schwartz. Please don't forget to tip your waitress. Force be with you!

See also:

From Eric Schwartz: Clinton Got a Blowjob... THE VIDEO!
Topic started by IanDB1 on Oct-30-06 04:47 PM (9 replies)
Last modified by flying_wahini on Oct-31-06 01:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=385&topic_id=45

Clinton Got a Blowjob
by Eric Schwartz (Annotated edition)
http://www.ericschwartz.com/ES_pages/clinton.html